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alright gang i googled "headache jokes" and i'm not sure what to say about this

@realtoddhoward ohhhhhhh i love to trick my wife so she has to have sex 🙃

@em @realtoddhoward "i have a headache" is a way to get out of sex so hes saying "haha now you have no excuse so roll over and let me inside you"

they had two more headache jokes on that site but they were really long and i couldn't concentrate... on to the next joke site

sex is kind of a theme in these headache jokes huh

@em Headache comedians were the world’s first incels

@3_3van i'm an incel for headache pills right now, not gonna lie

@3_3van please ma'am, may i please have some pain relief?

what is going on with their hats?????

@dayglochainsaw yes!!! it's like someone drew this cartoon and then someone else saw it and was like nah they need hats

so it turns out there's a pretty big migraine fandom on pinterest

@em the hats were drawn in after so that the comic could be syndicated in the Victorian era.

@em im not sure what i should be more mad about, that this joke was ever relevant or that its still relevant enough that i get it

@em i think the 'joke' is that women turn down men for sex by saying "i have a headache" and so he's closing that avenue off to her

the fact that this is a common enough thing that the reader is supposed to just *understand* it is fucking wild

@em i wonder how tight the timeframe is for the wife to have forgotten about what she told her husband

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