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hi i'm Em and i'm nonbinary and i make games and write stuff and uhhhh that's that :blobuwu:

some of my stuff is at empha.itch.io/

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hey i wrote a lil thing for Speculation Jam about the video games of the future

it's very serious and well researched and it's called If I'm Not Fishing I'm Thinking About It

empha.itch.io/fishing-spec

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why do you all like this, it is bad content. i don't understand

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so sad that burt fucks the bees is trapped in knzk hell

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:waluigi: what are-a we going to do today wario?
:wario: the same-a thing we do every day waluigi
:waluigi: wahahaha!
:wario: :waluigi: waaaaaaaaaa!

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DuckTales is not about the tails of ducks. Look at how it is spelled: It's DuckTALES, not Duck-tails! When you think about it, DuckTales is actually about the tales of ducks who are having adventures.

from the trailer it's such an obvious protect-your-kids scare tactic movie, like she's getting tricked into *drinking* and *smoking* and *polyamory* by these scary guys who think it's ok to throw an egg at a nazi (that's basically murder!)

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lol we're about to start showing a movie about a rich girl who gets seduced into activism by a hot leftist guy and then has to "find her own way" (presumably liberal centrism)

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my laptop came with this shitty program from the manufacturer and every time i restart windows i have to remove it from the task bar because it RE-PINS ITSELF

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you ever think about how everyone thought the world was gonna end in 2012 and then it didnt

you only get the very best of my content

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finally a win for the little guys

apparently they're doing seven weeks between dose 1 & 2 now? that's so long...

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