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hi i'm Em and i'm nonbinary and i make games and write stuff and uhhhh that's that :blobuwu:

some of my stuff is at empha.itch.io/

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oh right, add me on Switch! i just got Splatoon 2 and i'm probably getting smash when it comes out!

my code is SW-6462-1847-8109

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why do you all like this, it is bad content. i don't understand

Matrix prequel where the rebels don't have the tech to plug back in yet, so they access the matrix by shitposting

going to a gamer bar and describing the drink i want because i refuse to use their nerd reference names

the nintendo switch lite is gamerphobic. don't even imply that i go outside

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that’s the tradition here at online dot com

need to pick a progressive politician that i wokely defend no matter what kinda bullshit they pull

WARNING! If you upgrade your apple device to iOS13 it will make any copies of Flappy Bird you have on those devices unplayable :(

imagine if Human Centipede came out now. it would be nothing. just a medium-low tier grossout post in movie form

i think for some reason folks on here are much better at knowing when a joke format is played out. on twitter i'm still regularly seeing stuff that was old a year ago

romeo and juliet but it's a twink family and a bear family

🏩 is my favourite emoji because i just looove hotels!

β€œwhere in the world?” oh no. we won’t be confined by such feeble boundaries

heh... your first mistake was assuming that carmen sandiego is within the world

you, a fool: you don't hate mondays, you hate ~capitalism~

me, wise: actually i can hate more than one thing at a time due to my Enormous Brain

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