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hey hey it's an updated

i'm ebeth, i'm a living in southeast michigan. i love all types of / including and / (incl )

i have a few things which i always CW ( and along with your regular ol' and ).

i have a and am learning . i'm also into , especially and

i read mostly and have been getting back into

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(don't look at my history of bad toots you are only authorized to read the good ones thank you for your understanding)

i dont have proof, but i think the rich have access to better cheese than the rest of us

why does life exist. are we alone in the universe. lifes great mysteries, man. why is that black sabbath song titled paranoid when its clearly about depression

Might fuck around and become unbelievably powerful via a pact with a lich, demon, etc

No one:

Me: *moonwalks through the office with a dog in my arms* bereft in deathly bloom, alone in a darkened room~

my name is in the credits of a nintendo game. i've been waiting for this my whole life 😭


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Perks of dating me:

-will steal your shoes (this does not benefit you)
-will steal all your food (again, this does not benefit you)

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

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update i also got a fishnet shirt

*it's for halloween, okay*

Okay I guess I should do some self promotion here too! I am now making and selling stuff on Etsy because I'm unemployed and I have time to make cool things and also have time! I'm running a sale on my pronoun pins until tonight so please take a look if you want. <3

I also have Untitled Goose bumper stickers that say press Y to honk plz buy some of those. :3 :3 :3

Oh I should post a shop link! Here it is:

There is a bench in Central Park whose dedicatory plaque just says "Yo Vinni" and I think about it constantly

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