DysphoricUnicorn @dysphoricunicorn@cybre.space

Locked my account to have some control over who sees my more personal posts.
Follow requests are always welcome and I’m very likely to approve all of them.

I just hope my app (Toot!) displays the requests properly.

Does anyone have gifs of cops trying to pepper spray Protests but failing to account for wind and hitting themselves?

I can only find one where a Bulgarian cop does this but the video is pretty bad. I thing I remember a gif where the camera placement is a lot better.

That webcomic where someone is at work and says they’re sick of looking at the bad screen and can’t wait to go home to look at the good screen but it’s the same one because they’re working from home

And even if there’s no way to steer away from or come to a stop before hitting a pedestrian, I’d still hit the brakes

"There is no ethical consumption in capitalism"

True but there generally aren’t any good car crashes; however, some car crashes are worse than others.

It’s funny how most "child friendly" GTA clones put the player in the role of a cop because apparently those crimes are okay then.

On Christmas we celebrate the birth of the dinosaurs that sacrificed themselves to the space-asteroid-gods so that we can sin as much as we want

"Remember the reason for the season"

The reason we celebrate Christmas is that a long time ago Christians who enjoyed winter solstice celebrations thought they should appropriate them so they can yell at anyone who doesn’t wish them a happy "their religion-mas"

It's friday the 13th so I decided to write a creepypasta.

It's really short and not actually scary.

https://dysphoric.dev/post/show/7/A_not_quite_creepypasta

Ever since I moved apartments the coil hiss in my 8 years old flatscreen tv has gotten unbearably loud.

I‘m guessing this is an issue that I could fix on my own but I’m not sure where to start. (Or what to put in a search engine for that matter.)

Does anyone has any advice as to what I should look for?

A product that disabled people cannot use is not viable, therefore having to deliver a "minimum viable product" as quickly as possible is no excuse for shitting on accessibility.

Assembling furniture after 10pm is a lot like martial arts.
You must not rely on brute force alone, you have to use your opponents strength (weight) against them.

This has been stuck in my head for too long and now it may be in yours

Rejecting a pull request with the comment "congratulations, you’ve just cured my imposter syndrome"

I get that maybe one can forget they’ve already sent a follow request and accidentally does that again after it was rejected.

What I don’t get is how that could happen 5 bloody times.

Finally wrote a new blogpost about why I think icon fonts should not be used anymore.

https://dysphoric.dev/post/show/5/Icon_fonts_must_die

Me: I really overdid it yesterday, my whole body is aching like it wants to break apart. I really should take more care to not strain myself too much carrying stuff around.

My smartwatch: You smashed your move ring yesterday. Can you do it again today?

After not being allowed to merge some commits I wrote that would make a new feature more accessible and responsive at work, I'm weirdly satisfied by just changing the window size in a web app I'm working on as a size project and watching how everything still looks good...

At my current job I’m maintaining Software that is older than some of my childhood traumas and it’s not the reason why I’m looking for a new one so I guess that’s a qualification, too

Anyone looking for a full stack developer, remote or in Berlin?

My qualifications are
- 3+ years experience working in web development with PHP & JavaScript
- Above average knowledge concerning accessible and resource friendly frontend development
- Some working experience with python
- I’m very eager to learn new things

I now have 3 different i3(status) configs that each contain stuff I was meaning to add to the others but didn't yet.

I should finally update my dotfiles script to include i3 configs...