DysphoricUnicorn @dysphoricunicorn@cybre.space

Locked my account to have some control over who sees my more personal posts.
Follow requests are always welcome and I’m very likely to approve all of them.

I just hope my app (Toot!) displays the requests properly.

I think im gonna call domain squatters Internet landlords now

It’s weird how purchasing a domain with the intent of not using it and hoping that others might need/want to use it and pay you large amounts of money to do so is called domain squatting while offline, squatters are taking unused property from capitalists and make it usable to those who need it.

My never ending pile of unfinished side projects just got a bit more interesting

Today it was a dotfiles repo.

Why does every simple thing I try to do end with me writing python?

Not romantic: expensive candlelight dinner
Romantic: sharing trail mix while watching cop cars burn

I got frustrated by how browsers handle css so after I finished with my paid work I made this:
https://dysphoricunicorn.github.io/CssOnlyBrowserDetection/

A very crappy proof of concept for something that isn't actually that dangerous. But hey, it's something that took very little time to complete

While everyone knows that putting eyes on things makes them cuter, the cuteness potential of putting teeth on stuff is gravely underexplored.

It’s very funny to see my bot that I hacked together in a couple of hours (and that other people generously contributed words for its dictionary to) is still getting likes, favs and comments :D

I actually really like how I got a tiny version of my switch in the game, including the cute special edition dock ^^

Time to find out what all that fuss was about ^^ #acnh

Good thing I never ended up getting that license, I guess

Recently found out that the allergy meds I take every day are „able to impair one‘s ability to drive*“ and now I’m wondering how many driving lessons I’ve taken while not actually being allowed to drive.

*(rough translation, not actually a citation)

It’s the year 2020 and looking forward to things has been declared a beginner‘s mistake.

I'll have you know that the domain antifa.sexy is available and not that expensive.
If anyone wants to buy it so I don't, here's your chance

now it's even worse :o

*quickly deletes screenshots before this turns into a loop

This may be stressing me out a bit more than it should

SSDs are almost exactly the same width as SD cards and that might be a piece of information you did not know before

Ah, the three genders and the three subgenders

Some of these lines are really terrible but now it’s out of my system and I can maybe do more productive things