DysphoricUnicorn @dysphoricunicorn@cybre.space

Locked my account to have some control over who sees my more personal posts.
Follow requests are always welcome and I’m very likely to approve all of them.

I just hope my app (Toot!) displays the requests properly.

I very much identify with a blue robot from an early 2000s Nickelodeon cartoon.

Thinking about it, I might’ve unconsciously chosen my name because of her.

Interesting stuff.

Whenever I talk with my family:

There are 2 „to cops“ in that sentence but that’s a rhetorical tool and definitely not anything else.

So apparently XR people are now asked to write letters to cops detailing planned action to cops.

At this point I kind of believe extinction rebellion is a coup by the climate destroyers to get rid of as many climate activists as possible and prevent further action.

This does not only endanger those who do it but everyone else at the action as well.

I really don’t understand why people keep boosting their Markov chain bots when they post utterly incomprehensible stuff.

Having dyslexia doesn’t make that easier because I honestly do not know if the post was nonsense or if I misread it so I end up reading those posts a lot of times before deciding it’s not worth it.

I guess I shouldn’t complain because most of these posts are behind a CN though and I should just not open those.

The world would be an amazing place if we abolished cars for everyone who doesn’t _need_ them.

That’s not too great..

Interestingly the switch is working and the pokeball is not

This could be done using the badge, however since badges are (supposed to be) hacked all the time, maybe a hardware token will end up working better.

Idea for a conference: Every attendee receives a token when they enter.
In order to pose a question, they must show that token.
It their question ends up being „more of a comment“, the microphone gets turned off and they lose the token.

Dear tumblr,

I don’t even have an active account with you. When I want to unsubscribe from your emails, don’t redirect me to a page that requires my „consent“ for oath cookies to continue.

As I’ve written about before, the HDD in my Xbox one S broke. I’ve ordered a cheap replacement that has the added bonus of more storage. I do not currently have a windows machine in productive use and all guides talk about how one is supposed to format the drive using some windows only tool.

My idea was to dd over the contents of the old HDD (if I manage to read from it) and extend the partition on Linux.

Is this possible?

Or maybe not.. they said they would send me the contract on Monday, it’s nearly Friday now.

My current employer did the same thing (it took literally months to get a valid contract) and I ended up working there in the end but it wasn’t a good sign and somewhat indicative to how my employment would work out.

Learning how to draw in the style of these wikihow guides would definitely improve my shitposting potential.

Considering the game that came with our Xbox was in a really beat up case, it should’ve been obvious that the HDD took some shipping damage as well.
Considering the HDD made high pitched screeching noises, the same I remember from my first HDD head crash, it should’ve been obvious to stop playing and backup the data ASAP because redownloading would take forever

It still took for the drive to fully crash during play to get us to stop playing. I hope the data is at least partially salvageable

Everyone is talking about the game Celeste but no one is talking about the fact that it’s obvious propaganda to get us to believe in mountains.

Yet another trick by those mountain believers.

We’ve recently bought a brush for cooking and after having used it today, I’m pretty impressed.

I put a thin layer of bbq sauce on some Seitan hot wings before butting them in the oven and they look so much better than my seitan usually does.

I‘m really looking forward to eating them tonight ^^

I saw the most amazing jacket today.
It was in the colors of the ace pride flag and looked really snuggly and warm.

Then I saw the price tag. 120€ for a jacket is way too much :/

I guess I’ll keep looking for clothes to make this fall and winter more bearable than the last one.

100% of all job interviews I’ve attended so far led to an offer.

I’ve only attended two interviews in my life but putting it like this really boosts my self-esteem.

I’ve got a job now, I guess ^^

Now to find an apartment in Hamburg.. I suppose that’s going to be the more difficult part tbh.

I just realized that never turning on our original Xbox 360 to prevent it from RRODing is kind of shooting ourselves in the foot, the outcome is pretty much the same as it would be if that thing broke.