DysphoricUnicorn @dysphoricunicorn@cybre.space

Locked my account to have some control over who sees my more personal posts.
Follow requests are always welcome and I’m very likely to approve all of them.

I just hope my app (Toot!) displays the requests properly.

Me: I really overdid it yesterday, my whole body is aching like it wants to break apart. I really should take more care to not strain myself too much carrying stuff around.

My smartwatch: You smashed your move ring yesterday. Can you do it again today?

After not being allowed to merge some commits I wrote that would make a new feature more accessible and responsive at work, I'm weirdly satisfied by just changing the window size in a web app I'm working on as a size project and watching how everything still looks good...

At my current job I’m maintaining Software that is older than some of my childhood traumas and it’s not the reason why I’m looking for a new one so I guess that’s a qualification, too

Anyone looking for a full stack developer, remote or in Berlin?

My qualifications are
- 3+ years experience working in web development with PHP & JavaScript
- Above average knowledge concerning accessible and resource friendly frontend development
- Some working experience with python
- I’m very eager to learn new things

I now have 3 different i3(status) configs that each contain stuff I was meaning to add to the others but didn't yet.

I should finally update my dotfiles script to include i3 configs...

For some reason the only mail account I still have that contains my deadname has been getting tons of spam recently and now I‘m even more motivated to finally get rid of it.

My thoughts on passive cooling?
Honestly, not a fan.

I think im gonna call domain squatters Internet landlords now

It’s weird how purchasing a domain with the intent of not using it and hoping that others might need/want to use it and pay you large amounts of money to do so is called domain squatting while offline, squatters are taking unused property from capitalists and make it usable to those who need it.

My never ending pile of unfinished side projects just got a bit more interesting

Today it was a dotfiles repo.

Why does every simple thing I try to do end with me writing python?

Not romantic: expensive candlelight dinner
Romantic: sharing trail mix while watching cop cars burn

I got frustrated by how browsers handle css so after I finished with my paid work I made this:
https://dysphoricunicorn.github.io/CssOnlyBrowserDetection/

A very crappy proof of concept for something that isn't actually that dangerous. But hey, it's something that took very little time to complete

While everyone knows that putting eyes on things makes them cuter, the cuteness potential of putting teeth on stuff is gravely underexplored.

It’s very funny to see my bot that I hacked together in a couple of hours (and that other people generously contributed words for its dictionary to) is still getting likes, favs and comments :D

I actually really like how I got a tiny version of my switch in the game, including the cute special edition dock ^^

Time to find out what all that fuss was about ^^ #acnh

Good thing I never ended up getting that license, I guess

Recently found out that the allergy meds I take every day are „able to impair one‘s ability to drive*“ and now I’m wondering how many driving lessons I’ve taken while not actually being allowed to drive.

*(rough translation, not actually a citation)