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Pinned ping

the best part about having robot friends is that we can converse in beeps

when someone opens a pr for something you literally just fixed but you accept it anyway to be polite

me: alexa. open me up a tab on ... sunsets with the sun airbrushed out

cylinder: this is Google Home Cylinder. I'm afraid that your credit rating is too low. im projecting a QR code onto the ceiling. pay 0.000008 bitcoins onto the QR code. using your mind

me: what the fuck. thats more than the GDPR of the world. i mean the GDP of the world!!! the gross domestic pr--

cylinder: look pal, you g

i dont know where the fuck im even going with this toot? what narrative even is this

i sent myself a single message with the text "i" from the fucker account and it got captcha locked

y-you gotta help me get ready for my date with undyne morty!!!!!!!!

flowey from undertale w/ pickle rick face. good morning and welcome to hell

astra made this but needed my slightly higher char limit to post it

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progress is being made, hopefully we'll be ready for this stupid webpack update when it hits stable

knuckle tats FING ERS

the last digit just has a smiley face on it

i still cant believe webgl exists

it's 6 am and I'm having terrible intrusive ideas about implementing DOM server-side