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josie on legacies: i’m beginning to think that traumatized is my permanent resting state

i hate the “alexander the time travelling klingon” with ABSOLUTELY no context at all lmao

oh btw i would love everyone to stop talking about will smith cause we all seemed to forget that he and jada are hella rumoured to be scientologists and have been for over a decade lol

i have pitch like hannibal lecter but i am much less murderous about it

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justin mcelroy ruins every video game stream by singing and like, i try to not be a bitch about my perfect pitch but i really need him to stop springing this on me :dont_awoo:

CONTINUITY ERROR i know for a fact a medical officer could cross-check dna in like five seconds flat based on other episodes so this extremely long “picard and his ?son? waiting around for hours for a paternity test” is incongruous with the world of story

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all disabled people worldwide, after learning an “anti gravity harness” exists in the trek canon: 👀👀👀

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man these thirsty klingon bitches are trying once again to pull one over worf’s head

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lmao this episode where worf takes alexander to a klingon festival and then it turns it into a klingon musical production

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my dad was always horrified if they saw him out of work because he was a consummate professional lol

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anyways i am a police abolitionist now WHAT’S UP

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kids and teens he taught really liked him and would like wave to him and get excited if they saw him in public 🥲 but my dad is easy to talk to and very funny (in a goofy way) but he’s always talked to youths like they were human beings he respected

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when he was teaching in the jail one day, this one student kept harassing him at his desk about “what he was” (which my father couldn’t even answer because he’s not going to tell a traumatized child in his care about his fucked up life as a transracial adoptee) so my dad looked him dead in the eyes and said, “cardassian”. the kid asked, “wait where is that?” so my dad said as a joke, “if you can find “cardassia” on this map [on a book on his desk] i’ll [buy you a pizza or something inconsequential]” and the kid sat all day researching lmao bless kids

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fun story: my dad is black but because he’s biracial when his skin is less dark like in the winter he gets a lot of “what are you” questions from every person around him because he had a giant Afro. my dad was a special education teacher with the public school system for what was his entire career. he was assigned to teach in a [gag] open custody jail facility for “criminal youth”. my dad worked there in the 80’s, 90’s and a little until 00’s until it was shut down and he was reassigned to a rural high school to work with autistic kids mostly (but any real developmental disabilities)

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GUL IVEC I WILL KICK YOUR CARDASSIAN ASS BACK TO SPACE

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LMFAO picard it is time to WRESTLE with your COLONIAL HERITAGE but just do our folksy woowoo and our ancestors will forgive ur ancestors and all is well! cool see u at 7 pm

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WE BELIEVE IN YOUR SPIRIT WESLEY [CRUSHER]!!!!! - said nobody ever for any reason at any point in time

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why is wesley is white saviour of these post-colonial indigenous planet people?!?? WHY? HE ISN’T EVEN IN THE MAIN CAST!!!

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hashtag cut all of wil wheaton’s parasitic ass’ screen time

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christ where do i even start with this “we gave indigenous people a planet cause we colonized their entire fuckin lives but now we are giving it back to the cardassians now” episode

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