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catgirl: doc, i can't fall asleep most nights, my brain won't shut off even though it's dark and i'm tired
catgirl: i think i have insomnyaa〜

vet: adorable

catgirl: hey asshole this is actually a major quality of life issue for me

vet: say it again!

catgirl: ugggghhhh
catgirl: fine
catgirl: insomnyaa〜

vet: 😍
vet: ok let's start with a trial pack of Nyaambien to see how you tolerate it

catgirl: i hate that you're the only vet around here that takes my job's nyaansurance

communism personal opinion 

i was thinking about signing up for one, but now there's so many, i'll probably pick 🌀bittorrent


The streaming wars have begun!

📺 HBO Max
📺 Apple TV+
📺 Hulu
📺 Netflix
📺 Disney+
📺 Peacock
📺 Amazon Prime Video
📺 CBS All Access
📺 Criterion Channel
📺 Quibi

Which platforms will you be watching?


one of the things regarding the left that i feel very uneasy about is the overall idea that people are expected to cooperate with others in their community.

which imo sucks. i'd rather make acquaintances with people who have shared interests or at least won't dislike me...

uspol, 2020 candidates 

personal opinion on positions of power (law enforcement, politics)

committing a crime while in a position of power should always come with a harsher punishment than committing the same crime as a regular citizen.

...but what if i'm that boring person who doesn't have an interesting hobby or passion or education in an unusual field or even basic social skills to provide for interesting discussions during a relationship?

selfie, eye contact 


me: i should not buy any more instruments

someone local: posts this on facebook

well, that's disappointing.

(text inside virtualbox screen: "Windows protection error. It is necessary to reboot the computer.")

found a website that offers different versions of windows 95 for download, and it seems as if the versions with usb support are all about 10 times larger than the ones without.

To all GNU project members past and present. I want to hear from you. Please email me.

feature suggestion for social media: all hashtags that consist of 3 or 6 hexadecimal digits are displayed with a little square of the corresponding color next to it.

what's up with the idea of using time travel to steal the works of shakespeare or the beatles before their time?

all i'm saying is, if _i_ had a time machine and wanted to commit temporal plagiarism, i would steal popular works from the future instead... seems safer that way...

ah, crap, i watched too much sb nation and now youtube is shoving me other american sports channels into my suggestions...

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