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i'm so tired of seeing otherwise cool and smart people completely lose their minds whenever partisan (or intra-partisan) politics come about.

this applies to everyone, no matter if socialist, progressive, liberal, centrist, conservative or anything else.

hey.

if i ever make any of you feel uncomfortable with my online behavior, please just tell me to stop instead of silently blocking or muting me.

...i don't have the best social skills :-(

dork needs friends badly

mastodon is the only service i've seen where i want to fall in love with half of the people and become good friends with the other half. ^_^

was afraid linux didn't support my laptop's bluetooth, turns out i just had the bluetooth service disabled...

putin and the "united russia" party with their inconsistent positions and ideology that simultaneously tries to appeal to monarchists, authoritarian socialists and conservative lowercase-d-democrats has broken the left-right axis in russia and made politics worse

it's called "free speech" because it has zero value

(i do think freedom of speech is important tho, it's just that some people think they're being brave truth-tellers all while just repeating old debunked "but what if racism is good actually?" ideas)

my approach to horniness in a nutshell:

1. this whole "sex" thing sounds pretty awesome and i wanna try all sorts of it
2. if you're not a bad person, i wanna be friends with you
3. i wanna (consensually) pleasure my friends
4. lewd transfemmes and enbies are the best and goals

what if: alt-text, but it's embedded into jpegs' and pngs' attributes so that saving a picture and posting it somewhere else also copies the alt-text

no idea why this smbc votey believes finding cuties is so hard... i mean, here's one reading this post right now! https://t.co/AItLudlo3C

even if i don't talk to you much in dms, doesn't mean i don't want to be friends with you... i'm just bad at conversations... <3

was diagnosed with autism as a kid. now i'm vaccinated. autism causes vaccines?

related thought: while i shall miss analog tv, i like that nowadays, when people record shows, they're making a perfect copy of what their tv saw. vhs is cool, but it's resolution-degraded and gets worse with every copy. it's not the same quality as what was originally aired.

60 million dollars is enough money to live a good life without ever needing a job again

RT @batteredthing@twitter.com

people love to cry “his life was RUINED just by having different political beliefs!!” as if this man isn’t worth 60 million dollars wish my life were ruined like that https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1405676896424271874

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/batteredthing/status/1405685771307266051

to think that there was once a time when if you missed an episode of a t.v. show, your only hope of seeing it was to look for reruns or tape/disc video releases

wanna friend cuties
also love cuties if they're not aromantic
and maybe (consensually) even lewd cuties if they're not asexual

#systemd positive opinion:

i like how i can use xss-lock and logind to set up i3lock as my screen locker in the way that automatically locks the session when i need it, and that i can just bind a hotkey in openbox to "loginctl lock-session" and it all works

oh no, apparently one of factorio's devs is a jerk

RT @cigsender@twitter.com

🤡🤡🤡

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/cigsender/status/1405857941018796035

"They should've made the vaccine really expensive, except if you or your friends have connections, you can get it three times cheaper. Then everybody would have immediately vaccinated"

RT @_vanswan@twitter.com

Надо было вакцину сделать очень дорогой но по блату и через знакомых чтобы можно было достать в три раза дешевле. Сразу бы все вакцинировались

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/_vanswan/status/1405770278198644738

so, this whole #hotgirlsummer thing... is that when everyone's supposed to be hot girls?