a Ben Stiller farce but it happened to me
My wife and son got separated from my daughter and me. I tried to avoid stopping, taking her down the nearest aisle (she had started to pick up the nearest item, a safe with marijuana leafs emblazoned on it). I started to turn the corner and saw she was distracted by the plush penises. “What’s this?”, she asked.
We went to the mall today to get Secret Santa gifts for some children in our family, and some of my wife’s coworkers.
She suggested we go into Spencer’s, which... history will note I did not object to.
Last time I was in there it was all thinly veiled “heh heh sex, right?” I am here to tell you they have dropped that veil. And also added a fuckton of weed shit. Which... gotta appeal to the youths, I guess.
Also when I wrote that post I was more talking about content creators, not consumers: strikes happen at the point of production, after all.
You should still not visit YouTube in solidarity for the next few days. If you have crossed the picket line because you didn't know, don't do it again. There's not a physical line for online strikes; there's no way to know unless you're told.
if you cross it now that you know there's a strike, you're a scab. period, end of sentence, no exceptions.
eye contact, young dork
There was also this picture of me looking SUPER COOL at junior prom that is not dated at ALL
We went to my first grader’s teacher conference tonight. Her teacher described her exactly how I would: incredibly strong willed. She knows who she is and what she wants and nobody is going to tell her otherwise.
I’m so proud of that, and I hope she never changes.
We were given a paper where we can write good things we talked about that they’ll share with the class and you better believe that’s what I’m putting.
I made a private #AdventOfCode leaderboard for mastofolx, iffn that’s something people would be into.
Join code is 219-6a2b7fcb
Open to everybody, but send me an @ if you join!
One year a non-software person did most of the puzzles in Excel. Someone coded one of them in Unity and had it play out as a 3D battle between armies. People play code golf, or learn a new language (I’m going with C#), etc.
But of course it unlocks at midnight: that’s way the hell past my bedtime so I’ll do 2019-01 in the morning.
Shit like this is why I did not include mastodon in my “how to keep in touch with me” email when I left my job
Learned html by making a Wheel of Time fansite on Geocities.
They/them. Genderqueer pansexual of little renown.
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