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a Ben Stiller farce but it happened to me 

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We went to the mall today to get Secret Santa gifts for some children in our family, and some of my wife’s coworkers.

She suggested we go into Spencer’s, which... history will note I did not object to.

Last time I was in there it was all thinly veiled “heh heh sex, right?” I am here to tell you they have dropped that veil. And also added a fuckton of weed shit. Which... gotta appeal to the youths, I guess.

The interplay between the words that come out of Brad’s mouth and the subtitles on It’s Alive are *chef’s kiss*

Brad: “Your whole life, uh, shellfish, allergic?”
Pop up: “some assembly required on that sentence”

what you should post if you are finally admitting that you're a furry 

Also when I wrote that post I was more talking about content creators, not consumers: strikes happen at the point of production, after all.

You should still not visit YouTube in solidarity for the next few days. If you have crossed the picket line because you didn't know, don't do it again. There's not a physical line for online strikes; there's no way to know unless you're told.

if you cross it now that you know there's a strike, you're a scab. period, end of sentence, no exceptions.

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eye contact, young dork 

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I was going through a box of mementos from when my wife and I were in high school (yeah, we’ve been together since we were 15). One thing was a scrap of paper that just said “pancakes”.

proud parenting 

Curry: $0
Potions: $0
Pokeballs: $0
Repels: $0
Clothes: $99999

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my pokemon are dying

It absolutely never gets old when I link a yiff.life toot in a non-masto setting

I made a private leaderboard for mastofolx, iffn that’s something people would be into.

Join code is 219-6a2b7fcb

Open to everybody, but send me an @ if you join!

One year a non-software person did most of the puzzles in Excel. Someone coded one of them in Unity and had it play out as a 3D battle between armies. People play code golf, or learn a new language (I’m going with C#), etc.

But of course it unlocks at midnight: that’s way the hell past my bedtime so I’ll do 2019-01 in the morning.

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In an hour and a half it’s December, which means will be live! Two coding puzzles unlock each day which can be done in any language by people of any skill set! (They can get tricky but you’ll learn things like regex lookaheads, A* pathfinding, etc!)

adventofcode.com

Shit like this is why I did not include mastodon in my “how to keep in touch with me” email when I left my job

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How much exercise does it take to burn off those Thanksgiving calories? 

meat, very gross, do not open, cursed 

the fact that we share a significant portion of DNA with other living things (including vegetables) is proof that whoever built us just imports npm packages willy-nilly

did yall know wikipedia pages on birds write out the sound of birds calls because i didnt

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