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I discovered this about 8:30 this morning, and as much as it pained me to intervene in this budding, auto-responder romance, I finally put a stop to it. Myself and a sysadmin at Wells Fargo had a pretty good chuckle over it.

😆 😆 😆 this makes me think of old sysadmin listservs in the earlier days of the internet and it makes me happy.

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From a library technology listserv:

Last Thursday, someone used our scanner to send something to a generic email address at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo has an auto-responder for that email address, and it sent a message back. I have an auto-responder set up for the email address that our LDS sends from, and it sent a response to their auto-responder, to which it... auto-responded. They have been having that conversation since Thursday afternoon, to the tune of 6168 messages sent back and forth.

Spent about an hour and a half trying to remove my mother in law’s kitchen faucet! I did not do it! So now I’m sore and dirty AND have to come back some other time.

...with a fuckin saw, though.

Some people can get into an argument without it ruining their ENTIRE fucking day, right? What a foreign concept.

Someone hadn't returned my emails about a thing so I called them and I would like a medal and a hug now, thanks

(I got their voicemail and the SENSE OF RELIEF that washed over me)

Second place in a (7 person) Pokémon Go PVP tournament! Got this adorable Eevee as a prize.

I think my Halloween costume at work is going to be tying a red bow around my neck and stealing shit from peoples' desks while honking.

relationships, (-) at the time but (+) overall 

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relationships, (-) at the time but (+) overall 

Of all the inventions over the past 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

"This is valid but useless."

Go contracts proposal, how you gonna diss my sexuality like that

kinda mh- ? more like my response to things 

hi yes it's me, your most-cishet-looking bi enby acquaintance, have a good day

code names that make me uncomfortable, more graphic 

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code names that make me uncomfortable 

"this sounds too slow, I wonder if I need to switch it to 45 rpm" -- this dumbass listening to a mp3

If cyberpunk isn't real then how come a bunch of us have stupid haircuts, online alter egos we identify with more than our real names, alter our bodies and hate cops

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Cybrespace is an instance of Mastodon, a social network based on open web protocols and free, open-source software. It is decentralized like e-mail.