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I discovered this about 8:30 this morning, and as much as it pained me to intervene in this budding, auto-responder romance, I finally put a stop to it. Myself and a sysadmin at Wells Fargo had a pretty good chuckle over it.

😆 😆 😆 this makes me think of old sysadmin listservs in the earlier days of the internet and it makes me happy.

From a library technology listserv:

Last Thursday, someone used our scanner to send something to a generic email address at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo has an auto-responder for that email address, and it sent a message back. I have an auto-responder set up for the email address that our LDS sends from, and it sent a response to their auto-responder, to which it... auto-responded. They have been having that conversation since Thursday afternoon, to the tune of 6168 messages sent back and forth.

Spent about an hour and a half trying to remove my mother in law’s kitchen faucet! I did not do it! So now I’m sore and dirty AND have to come back some other time.

...with a fuckin saw, though.

Some people can get into an argument without it ruining their ENTIRE fucking day, right? What a foreign concept.

Someone hadn't returned my emails about a thing so I called them and I would like a medal and a hug now, thanks

(I got their voicemail and the SENSE OF RELIEF that washed over me)

Second place in a (7 person) Pokémon Go PVP tournament! Got this adorable Eevee as a prize.

I think my Halloween costume at work is going to be tying a red bow around my neck and stealing shit from peoples' desks while honking.

relationships, (-) at the time but (+) overall 

relationships, (-) at the time but (+) overall 

Of all the inventions over the past 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

fuck you, i won't do what you tell me
fuck you, i won't do what you tell me
fuck you, i won't do what you tell me

"This is valid but useless."

Go contracts proposal, how you gonna diss my sexuality like that

kinda mh- ? more like my response to things 

hi yes it's me, your most-cishet-looking bi enby acquaintance, have a good day

code names that make me uncomfortable, more graphic 

code names that make me uncomfortable 

"this sounds too slow, I wonder if I need to switch it to 45 rpm" -- this dumbass listening to a mp3

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