"How can our new cleaning eraser product possibly compete with Mr. Clean Magic Eraser?"
"Gentlemen... it's time to turn subtext... into text."
"Wait. We're going with Eraser Daddy, is that what you're saying?"
"Yes, but get a load of this: the boys in accounting have given the go-ahead on our price point."
hey, if you haven't yet, claim your $125 from the Equifax data breach settlement
literally seconds of entering your name and address results in a mailed check of $125 and helps make sure a corporation pays for their massive negligence
If you're not in favour of universal and unconditional:
🍍 Drinkable water
🍍 Medical care
If it's your considered belief that some people literally deserve to die of starvation or exposure or something because they aren't good enough at *making money*:
You're a monster, please un-follow me
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`kubectl taint` is... certainly a thing people type for their jobs huh
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I'm in a waiting room with the Mueller hearing on. It's been like 15 minutes and he hasn't given a single fucking answer that isn't "I'm not going to answer that".
So... what is the fucking point?
Well fuck my local coffee chain I guess https://buffalonews.com/2019/07/24/whats-next-for-the-fired-spot-coffee-workers-and-the-union-they-tried-to-form/
Learned html by making a Wheel of Time fansite on Geocities.
They/them. Genderqueer pansexual of little renown.
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