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protip: If your local timeline isn't full of the gays then you're on the wrong instance.

"How can our new cleaning eraser product possibly compete with Mr. Clean Magic Eraser?"

"Gentlemen... it's time to turn subtext... into text."

"Wait. We're going with Eraser Daddy, is that what you're saying?"

"Yes, but get a load of this: the boys in accounting have given the go-ahead on our price point."

hey, if you haven't yet, claim your $125 from the Equifax data breach settlement

literally seconds of entering your name and address results in a mailed check of $125 and helps make sure a corporation pays for their massive negligence

If you're not in favour of universal and unconditional:

🍍 Housing
🍍 Drinkable water
🍍 Food
🍍 Medical care
🍍 Income

If it's your considered belief that some people literally deserve to die of starvation or exposure or something because they aren't good enough at *making money*:

You're a monster, please un-follow me

Picked up Wargroove because I heard you could play as dogs.

Am now on a side mission where my comMANDER IS A DOG

i've got 99 problems and luftbaloons are all of them

Do other people call Samuel L Jackson "Sam Jack", or is that just me because 10+ years ago I read a site with fake blogs written "by" celebrities and that's how "Samuel L Jackson" referred to himself?

"There are only two hard problems in computer science: naming, cache-invalidation, and off-by-one errors. Deadnaming is all three of these."

(Source: Apocryphal, seen on work chat)

quasi lewd, kubernetes 


union busting, alcohol 

Yesterday we were talking about weighting in Solr results and I said "the weighting is the hardest part" and nobody laughed so I guess I have to quit now

The fediverse is a social network for gays, furries, and progressive dads.

Mermaids are cool because they are the opposite of land Lords.

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If you ever think for an instant that misogyny in gaming is new, remember that there was an uproar when the Queen was added to chess in Europe because she was a "powerful female figure".

God: you’re black and white.

Orca: like a penguin?

God: yes but you’re not a penguin.

Orca: oh.

God: you swim in the ocean.

Orca: like a penguin!

God: you are not a penguin!

Orca: oh.

God: you eat fish.

Orca: [gasp].

God: [sigh].

Orca: i’m the chubbiest penguin!

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Cybrespace is an instance of Mastodon, a social network based on open web protocols and free, open-source software. It is decentralized like e-mail.