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latest episode of Brooklyn 99 Show more

update update update: I was generating mines on a 10x10 square but then only displaying 9x9. should be fixed now!

update update: you don't always get 10 bombs for some reason

update: it now gives credit to @citrustwee / @sapphicsara which I should have done before I posted it

Inspired by @citrustwee's toot I made a thing that will generate Minesweeper using Discord spoilers. 9x9, 10 bombs.

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Still some of the best advice for programmers:

Don't be clever. Be obvious.

@darius Hi! I'm going to be doing a short talk at work next week about 365 RFCs and an idea it gave me to implement something kinda similar with my coworkers. So a) thanks for doing it because I love it so far! and b) just confirming you use he/him pronouns.

No one ever asked HOW in the world is Carmen Sandiego, and maybe that was the problem all along

Comin' outta my cage
And I been doin' gay crimes

"i can't believe mint rushed through KH3 so quickly" don't worry i had time for dumb bullshit like this

Household repair sequence

1. The sink is clogged
2. Clean the trap. Still clogged.
3. Snake the drain. Still clogged (can't snake very far)
4. Use drain cleaner. Still clogged.
5. Snake through the basement. Still clogged.
6. Resign to calling a plumber.
7. Do not call a plumber. Also do not reconnect sink.
8. Realize you CAN'T call a plumber because you live in act 2 of Frozen right now
9. Decide to try drain cleaner again. Reconnect sink.
10. Sink works ???

I want to write a version of The Naming of Cats called The Shaming of Kinks

Somebody more poetic than me, get on that

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"Toot!.app florped your ping"

this website is so incomprehensible I love it

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