off brand dad joke @dconley@cybre.space

Just updated my “Alexa, good night” routine so it replies “later, skater”

“One or more of your domains will renew soon”, says the registrar I haven’t used in a decade

Also hi I hope everybody has been staying safe

lookin at you, Texans

There are two classes of people:

1. People I don’t know well enough to air my personal problems to

2. People I know too well to air my personal problems to

I missed Honorary Astronaut’s EP the first time it came out, but the pink vinyl is back in stock.

But... it’s $20 for a five song EP. With $13 shipping. I can’t spend $33 on an EP. And I feel bad about that! Which is a silly feeling.

@humanetech Thanks for doing this!

I don't want to say it's dead, but @mattgen88 and I haven't had time to work on it in quite a while, and it's not yet "minimally functional".

SB Nation's Chart Party series is basically 90% of what I do or would like about sports

I guess it stands for "green unicorn" but damn if the gunicorn package doesn't make me think of a horse with a Glock duct taped to its head

My manager just moved all our repos from "master" to "main" 🎉

@matt Thanks for making me realize it's okay that I can't solve these things. Every so often I say "I should learn the algorithm!!" and go to a website that says something like "you just need to LR'U'RL'D" and close the tab.

"I've started carrying a pen and notebook every day but haven't written in it at all! I wonder why."

- me, who no longer goes anywhere or does anything or sees anybody

"Magical mushrooms or fungus that feeds off magic like the nuclear reactor shrooms" was the full note, for posterity.

I think I stole that from the latest Adventure Zone?

Mixed in amongst my notes on a tech book was a thought I had for a D&D campaign. So the previews were

"Continuous integration is when code..."

"Magical mushrooms or fungus that f..."

"Standups only work if everyone is w..."

and I was confused as *hell* for a second

@cj I'm not sure I've ever heard "catty corner".

Source: am yank

“ho ho ho Dan, I have a little snack for you” my daughter says, walking into my office with a santa hat and bag. she reaches in and pulls out a container. it has some shredded mozzarella in it.