🤖 Dan @dconley@cybre.space

@AzureHusky Thank you! You're the best 💙

@AzureHusky I have a stats question! I’d like to poll my department about two options. These are the options I’m thinking of:

- A
- B
- Either A or B
- Neither A nor B
- This doesn’t affect me

Is that statistically... good?

@mirzaba blockchain.

@benhamill hey everyone I've found it, the grossest description of allergies XD

Well, that and kicking Team Valor out of this gym downtown.

An acoustic singalong to True Trans Soul Rebel IS what I needed to end my night, it turns out.

What did people DO in public before they could tap idly at their phones?

Make EYE CONTACT?

There are these genderweird punk teens here and they’re so much cooler than me!

(I found the part of the bar that abuts a wall and have set up shop here, at least for now)

*shows up to the Laura Jane Grace show*

Ah yes, I’m super awkward in public. I remember this now.

@CobaltVelvet "welcome to fuck country"

@Siphonay oh god I hate it

(I mean it's a cool idea but wowzers am I glad it wasn't implemented)

This Devin Townshend fella kinda

sounds like Weird Al.

@AzureHusky Yeah, I'd be up for getting that too. I told him we need to play game 7 a few times before just buying something new. You know, teach him responsible purchasing and see how long it takes him to realize I definitely don't do that myself.

@AzureHusky My son and I went through all seven games of Hogwarts Battle and this also sounds extremely his jam now. He hasn't experienced a Legacy game, but maybe soon...

@wolfie I just had to do some deep thinking as to whether I was 34 or 35. I thought it could even be 36 for a minute. It’s 34 but thanks for this few moments of utter confusion.

I mean I don’t hate the look. But it’s not how I saw the endeavor going.

I asked my wife to clean up my neckline after I buzzed my head today. She just... kept going up the back of my head. So now I have a shaved head again.

From this day forward, all Pokémon weak to dragon type are gonna get SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE

Oh no! Oh no! Griffin!!