off brand dad joke @dconley@cybre.space

I did a craft at a virtual Cub Scout meeting where we made “Picasso pictures” which is a bad name but you make two self portraits and then combine them.

I think both of mine were better on their own but I’m trying to not be precious about art. (Also haha “art”)

And it was a lot of fun! I’m glad I did it.

This shirt I tried on today makes it look like I am EXTREMELY interested in telling you about my lawn care regimen

There was also this picture of me looking SUPER COOL at junior prom that is not dated at ALL

same tbh

Wow my new employer is really BDSM friendly

#AInktober day 1: “tiny cod Flames rise”

I cannot draw well

But these concepts defy traditional artistry

Second place in a (7 person) Pokémon Go PVP tournament! Got this adorable Eevee as a prize.

*grabs child on the street*

WHAT YEAR IS IT

God bless America 💀

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

(via https://webcomicname.com/post/170416646004)

Okay so I... might have a few records.

I! Have made cabinet!

intensely awkward eye contact

Celeste soundtrack: REALLY GOOD, ACTUALLY

GOD FAVE THE KING - early Instagram ad, c 1760

I found where Bad Dragon gets their harvest

I asked my wife to clean up my neckline after I buzzed my head today. She just... kept going up the back of my head. So now I have a shaved head again.

From this day forward, all Pokémon weak to dragon type are gonna get SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE

In case you were feeling down about society: we had a food drive at a grocery store for a local food pantry. This is the result after *three hours*: it’s going on for another three hours, and we also got quite a lot of cash donations.

People are good.

Hey did y’all see that picture of the black hole