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The "intenret-enabled chastity device with insecure authentication" story has me thinking about all the fun integrations you could make with an IOT cage.
Like... IFTTT triggers for one. I don't know what you'd do with them, but internet-duct-taping a bunch of disparate services together seems ridiculous in a way I love.
Geofenced unlocking! Gotta solve the pirate map.
A new meaning on an "escape room".
Alexa integration: you need to beg your robot assistant to let you out
honestly I like that that one, both because it seems possibly like something people would actually do and also because it would make the government officials listening in *very uncomfortable*
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