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I made a private leaderboard for mastofolx, iffn that’s something people would be into.

Join code is 219-6a2b7fcb

Open to everybody, but send me an @ if you join!

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Inspired by @citrustwee's toot I made a thing that will generate Minesweeper using Discord spoilers. 9x9, 10 bombs.

danconley.net/discsweeper/

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eye contact, young dork 

I was going through a box of mementos from when my wife and I were in high school (yeah, we’ve been together since we were 15). One thing was a scrap of paper that just said “pancakes”.

proud parenting 

Curry: $0
Potions: $0
Pokeballs: $0
Repels: $0
Clothes: $99999

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my pokemon are dying

It absolutely never gets old when I link a yiff.life toot in a non-masto setting

I made a private leaderboard for mastofolx, iffn that’s something people would be into.

Join code is 219-6a2b7fcb

Open to everybody, but send me an @ if you join!

One year a non-software person did most of the puzzles in Excel. Someone coded one of them in Unity and had it play out as a 3D battle between armies. People play code golf, or learn a new language (I’m going with C#), etc.

But of course it unlocks at midnight: that’s way the hell past my bedtime so I’ll do 2019-01 in the morning.

In an hour and a half it’s December, which means will be live! Two coding puzzles unlock each day which can be done in any language by people of any skill set! (They can get tricky but you’ll learn things like regex lookaheads, A* pathfinding, etc!)

adventofcode.com

Shit like this is why I did not include mastodon in my “how to keep in touch with me” email when I left my job

How much exercise does it take to burn off those Thanksgiving calories? 

meat, very gross, do not open, cursed 

the fact that we share a significant portion of DNA with other living things (including vegetables) is proof that whoever built us just imports npm packages willy-nilly

did yall know wikipedia pages on birds write out the sound of birds calls because i didnt

the LGBT standard was refreshed to LGBTQ and most recently LGBTQIA, but you may see the following proprietary extensions in older equipment:

LGBT+
LGBT-X
mini-LGBT
LGBT-HD
LGBT 2000
LGBT for Workgroups
i.LGBT
ASUS® LGBTQ Boost™
LGBTQ.11ac
μLGBTQ (embedded only)
LGBTQ Creative Cloud

a reminder that all legendary pokemon are enbies

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