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I made a private leaderboard for mastofolx, iffn that’s something people would be into.

Join code is 219-6a2b7fcb

Open to everybody, but send me an @ if you join!

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Inspired by @citrustwee's toot I made a thing that will generate Minesweeper using Discord spoilers. 9x9, 10 bombs.

danconley.net/discsweeper/

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I missed Honorary Astronaut’s EP the first time it came out, but the pink vinyl is back in stock.

But... it’s $20 for a five song EP. With $13 shipping. I can’t spend $33 on an EP. And I feel bad about that! Which is a silly feeling.

SB Nation's Chart Party series is basically 90% of what I do or would like about sports

programming, firearms 

I guess it stands for "green unicorn" but damn if the gunicorn package doesn't make me think of a horse with a Glock duct taped to its head

tech, problematic language 

My manager just moved all our repos from "master" to "main" 🎉

"I've started carrying a pen and notebook every day but haven't written in it at all! I wonder why."

- me, who no longer goes anywhere or does anything or sees anybody

"Magical mushrooms or fungus that feeds off magic like the nuclear reactor shrooms" was the full note, for posterity.

I think I stole that from the latest Adventure Zone?

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Mixed in amongst my notes on a tech book was a thought I had for a D&D campaign. So the previews were

"Continuous integration is when code..."

"Magical mushrooms or fungus that f..."

"Standups only work if everyone is w..."

and I was confused as *hell* for a second

Why couldn’t the sailor say the alphabet?

He kept getting lost at c

food 

“ho ho ho Dan, I have a little snack for you” my daughter says, walking into my office with a santa hat and bag. she reaches in and pulls out a container. it has some shredded mozzarella in it.

Quarantine parenting hardships: your kids losing teeth. Who the hell has cash for the Tooth Fairy in this day and age!

want to spend $60 on the cyberpunk genre without giving it to a game that will either kill you on the inside or just literally kill you?

some folks over at itch.io put together a cool bundle of games that directly support queer & poc indie devs!

itch.io/b/723/be-a-better-cybe

Get Fedi Hired: Go-Fed Site Redesign 

I'm looking to pay from the Go-Fed OpenCollective to update the go-fed website.

Both frontend & backend.

go-fed.org/ design is "yep it has color". The backend is similarly a gigantic single golang template, a nightmare.

The only real constraint is "preserve the existing content". Site design color scheme may need to reflect logo rework.

DMs OK.

The Open Collective
opencollective.com/go-fed-acti

The Work Tracker
socialhub.activitypub.rocks/t/

Boosts welcome. #hirefedi

Get Fedi Hired: Go-Fed Logo Rework 

I'm looking to pay from the Go-Fed OpenCollective to update the go-fed logo.

I have more of the constraints around the formatting of the final deliverable figured out, than the actual content/design. Opportunity for creative input w/ a few iterations (all compensated of course).

Wouldn't mind peeking at past works of interested folks to see styles.

DMs OK.

The Open Collective: opencollective.com/go-fed-acti

The Work Tracker:
socialhub.activitypub.rocks/t/

Boosts welcome. #hirefedi

low effort programming "joke" 

smoketest if you got em

Just got invited to a zoom hang for a livestream watch and I don’t think I’m going to go (because I’m watching with my wife and the two of us + zoom seems weird?) but I got SO excited.

I could do something? With PEOPLE. I got invited! To a GATHERING!! Can you IMAGINE. Doing things with people. Oh! What a world that’d be.

2020/covid/etc 

"There are almost no shared experiences in this hell year. ... [they highlight] the profound ways in which our experiences are not relatable to one another." - Griefbacon

I think this really resonates with me. All things considered I'm doing really well with *handwave*, but I'm also REALLY NOT HA HA HA 😅 . And a lot of the ways in which I'm not actually have nothing to do with COVID, to the point where I wonder if it's just a coincidence that I can hitch my sense of overwhelmed misery to the global zeitgeist and say "yes, this is the same thing!"

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