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the Good Place most recent episode, also thirsty Show more

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english is 3 inebriated languages in a trench coat pretending to be one sober language

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HEY FUCKCO'S IT'S KARKAT VANTAS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SAFE WELDING PRACTICES

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Hypothesis: bzip is the best compression format because it lets you type "bunzip"

I should get back to learning French. I stopped once I got to the conjugation part because even more than "every noun has a gender", the different romantic tenses really fuck up this monoglot. I can learn it with enough practice, but maybe Duolingo wasn't the right way to do it.

(please remember to CW your discourse talk/jokes s'il vous plait)

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They're coming for us. They're coming for us all.

oh whoops I'm chair dancing to Juliana Hatfield's cover of "Physical"

I was getting my shoulders into it and everything before remembering we're in an open office

siri why are the moai statues doing duckface

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Why isn't my feed more full of Sha-Ra fan art? Who do I need to be following for that?

For years I was a co owner of the business and did the social media. I think we succeeded as a "brand" because it clearly was one person's weird ass humor coming through (I hopefully never sounded like Denny's).

And I'm very glad for the experience, and also glad that I'm not doing it now (the spotlight kind of wore me down I guess?), but

the great tragedy

is that I hadn't read Homestuck at the time

because can you IMAGINE the bullshit I would have included in my blog posts

@tessaracht not to derail the other conversation but I lived close enough to Canada to get CBC via antenna and when I was a kid there was a way I could switch between the US and Canadian channels and watch like an hour and a half of Simpsons in a row.

bdsm allusion Show more

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I didn't know I could squee but

*squeeeeees*

about to read the latest and so under my breath I muttered its famous phrase, "it was never going to be okay". And then realized I was at work and if anybody heard me they could get REAL worried.

I really appreciate everyone's CWs. Even if I still continuously almost open things which are CLEARLY NSFW at work.

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Youngledore, Dumbledore and Full of Cumbledore

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I keep thinking the fruit bowl thing at the bottom of the Dirty Computer lenticular cover is an alligator just chilling with everybody at the Last Supper style picture, and then getting disappointed.

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