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“I think I’ll quickly install those toilet flushers today”
*three trips to Home Depot and a new toilet later*
People seem concerned about Google having access to all my data but damn if the top two suggestions they give for who to send a calendar invite to aren't people I played Halo 2 with in 2005.
I haven’t used TextExpander in a while but apparently I set up a shortcut for C̷͉O̵N̟Ș͎̫̫̯̗͕͢Ṵ͇̖͠ͅM̪͇̳̖͔̫͠Ę̩͕̦̥̲
There was just a meeting dedicated entirely to project managers vying for my time. Which is a weird feeling, lemme tell ya.
It ended with trying to name all of the cats in Cats, which seems pretty fitting.
Is donphan.social down?
Are we all lulu again?
That’s fun. I like being lulu.
hey Siri, do I dare to eat a peach?
I thought "oats" was the height of me not getting a meme but here we are with the dongles
Good morning, bits and bytes. 🌇
Are y'all ready for some #MootFacts?
I name all my devices after feelings, emotions, etc. I got an Apple Watch that will hopefully help me be more active. I named it "Aspiration", and I must say I'm pretty proud of the double meaning.
I'm pretty sure my name is Spades Slick on it too.
When crossing from Canada back to the US tonight I very nearly handed the customs officer a laser tag ID card instead of my license.
At least this week we learned that it was Baby Boomers who invented eating Tide Pods.
There are hot singles in YOUR area.
This is your only warning.
Learned html by making a Wheel of Time fansite on Geocities.
They/them. Genderqueer pansexual of little renown.
#nobot / 18+
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