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Inspired by @citrustwee's toot I made a thing that will generate Minesweeper using Discord spoilers. 9x9, 10 bombs.

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Seltzer and club soda both used to be brand names! And apparently the latter is still trademarked.

Thou Shalt Put The In Front Of Highway Numbers

Thou Shalt Call It Pop

Thou Shant Pronounce The Ts in Words With Hard Ts Like Bottle And Water, And Shall Instead Pronounce Them Like Ds, Because Who Has Time For That, Seriously

What Im saying is, everyones dialect is crappy and makes no sense, except for my own which is clearly ordained by god.

Theres a Simpsons line where Abe said I noticed he was wearing sneakers... for SNEAKING.

Did this just not make sense to people not from my area?

Wait do people not call them sneakers everywhere?

What do you CALL them?

(Brits need not apply: I know about trainers)

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try this one WIERD TRICK to get BETTER PAY and more BENEFITS (bosses HATE this!!!!)

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Sorry, it's 1998. If you want to listen to music on your computer, you have to hear a man say "it really whips the llama's ass" at least once, for some reason. Just normal computer stuff.

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Say what you will about Apple but Ive been very happy with the screen time request system

(Of course here I once again reveal that Im a Mastodon Dinosaur)

Also while I have you here the Switch parental controls are useless garbage

Theres no way to completely restrict access without the pin, only to limit to 15 min a day. So whoever wakes up first can play.

Theres no limit per profile, so if I set a decent time limit whoever wakes up first can use it all.

your pin was entered incorrectly on Switch #1

Uh Nintendo this thing is next to me on a table and Im the only one awake

And the Summit B Side! I only have the final strawberry in the Core now too.

Celeste is a *good fucking game*

I nearly spelled "wait" "wayt" just now, how's your Monday

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No no no! Java is the scientist! You're thinking of Java's Script

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Inspired by @citrustwee's toot I made a thing that will generate Minesweeper using Discord spoilers. 9x9, 10 bombs.

(I'm going through my music library now that it's on a NAS and seeing what didn't transfer over properly)

I have the Ladykiller in a Bind soundtrack?

(I still need to play that. And a billion other games.)

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