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I think Ill quickly install those toilet flushers today

*three trips to Home Depot and a new toilet later*

People seem concerned about Google having access to all my data but damn if the top two suggestions they give for who to send a calendar invite to aren't people I played Halo 2 with in 2005.

I havent used TextExpander in a while but apparently I set up a shortcut for C抪O拑NS祂怞怮怮怉U怜M怐抭怮E怢怍怞怚戽

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There was just a meeting dedicated entirely to project managers vying for my time. Which is a weird feeling, lemme tell ya.

It ended with trying to name all of the cats in Cats, which seems pretty fitting.

Are we all lulu again?

Thats fun. I like being lulu.

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CUT MY JEANS INTO PIECES

CHECK OUT THESE COMFY JORTS

hey Siri, do I dare to eat a peach?

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I thought "oats" was the height of me not getting a meme but here we are with the dongles

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I name all my devices after feelings, emotions, etc. I got an Apple Watch that will hopefully help me be more active. I named it "Aspiration", and I must say I'm pretty proud of the double meaning.

I'm pretty sure my name is Spades Slick on it too.

When crossing from Canada back to the US tonight I very nearly handed the customs officer a laser tag ID card instead of my license.

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At least this week we learned that it was Baby Boomers who invented eating Tide Pods.

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There are hot singles in YOUR area.

This is your only warning.

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This is one of my favorite comics ever made for the internet. ^^

For the rest of the story:
iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/16

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