sending porn to my UK friends as a joke and accidentally putting them in prison for life

hey mastodon , this ’s DMs are if any of you folx need someone to send pics to

Twitter and i cannot stress this enough fucking sucks

hillary’s left ass cheek hangs lower than her right ass cheek, so no, she can’t make them β€œclap”. you absolute piece of shit. she’s differently abled

> we value your privacy
> please consent to being tracked

eyes getting defensively bloodshot and red during sex because my body is tricked into thinking i’m just millimeters away from a phone screen

take comfort in the fact that bitter, chronically-online people don’t actually go outside and cool, normal, non-bluechecked people do

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cybrespace: the social hub of the information superhighway

jack in to the mastodon fediverse today and surf the dataflow through our cybrepunk, slightly glitchy web portal