@cyberpunkirl You know what's even more dystopian?

Having a disorder where you might overproduce red blood cells and iron, but you can't donate because you did a butt sex once this year.

@cyberpunkirl library late fees have gotten steep.

@cyberpunkirl those are on my bus

@cyberpunkirl *strides in to the publisher's office with a plasma rifle* so where do i deposit this?

@cyberpunkirl I think the worst part is that $100 is less than the cost of most single textbooks. Textbooks easily run $500-800 a semester (in the sciences anyway)

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@cyberpunkirl please sell your blood for your chance to escape wage slavery (:

@cyberpunkirl and they forgot to write “not queer?” At the top