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ok I'm bored of the queen now

last night of my 20s and I'm gettin a takeaway and playing age of empires 😎

drugs (weed) 

oh no I got high and started watching bagpipe videos at half past midnight again

(apologies for previous non-cw-ed version)

oops somebody invited me to gush about bagpipes

ayo I'm gonna be in london wednesday and thursday next week, hmu if you want to get a coffee or walk round a park or something :)

can't even get me friday night takeaway without getting drive by respected


is she still dead? just like, has anybody checked?

queen death 

can't believe the autonomads best song is going to become dated

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queen death 

better get the guillotine up to balmoral quick lads, time's running out

practise a tune for half an hour, really working on technical details, repeating sections to try and nail down some improvisatory bits, finally try and put the whole thing together and find my embouchure is exhausted and it sounds worse than when I started >.<


cos like, I find him mildly irritating, but not enough to overcome also finding him quite entertaining, and I was wondering if he'd be more tolerable if he was stoned

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has tom scott ever smoked weed on a video?

this post inspired by the maoist position on horse girls and the horse in general

maoists could do with some animal liberationist politics tbqh

good headphones are when you don't listen to music on the headphones, you listen to music through the headphones


I crushed up my feelings meds and couldn't find any feelings inside them

where are the feelings?

I have 700GB of bike dashcam videos

maybe the problem is just that I'm a data hoarder

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