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NEW CROSSED WIRES TEN-PAGE UPDATE IS LIVE! We're three for three on flashbacks in this chapter turning out kind of heavy. Head over to crossedwires.irisjay.net/?comi to read through it!

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: NEW CROSSED WIRES STICKER SETS ARE UP! Including two classic and popular designs accompanied by four brand new ones. These will see their con premeire at MFF, but you can buy them RIGHT NOW at oreillyjay.tictail.com !

I'm also putting Epiphany on clearance! We're down to our last few copies, and while I'm really proud of them, I'm also sick of looking at my dead name on their covers. Help me get rid of them!

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@cuteputes I KNOW THE IMAGE SAYS 76 WHEN IT SHOULD SAY 86. whoopsies. pobody's nerfect

NEW CROSSED WIRES TEN-PAGE UPDATE IS LIVE! We're three for three on flashbacks in this chapter turning out kind of heavy. Head over to crossedwires.irisjay.net/?comi to read through it!

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Anyway, it's time to get extremely online and cruise the queer web.

I will still find the "listen here cum-slut," post fucking hilarious when I'm a glittering lattice of pure energy five billion years from now

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Artist: So, uh, I've got this sketch of a demon at a synthesizer keyboard for the heavy metal slash new wave band I never quite got together

Writer: Excellent, just stick it on a dot matrix printer and add a paper trail streaming out from Earth like it's a rocket

Artist: I dunno man, I mean this is computer hardware you're selling not LSD

Writer: It's the 80s, same thing

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I know the watermarks are kinda garish but YOU GOTTA STOP THOSE FAST FASHION ZARA DING-DONGS FROM SNIPING YOUR SHIT IN THIS DAY AND AGE!!! i ALWAYS keep my head on a swivel for that kind of thing.

COMING SOON TO MFF AND HTTP://STORE.IRISJAY.NET: STICKER 3-PACKS! people like our Queer Hacker and The Internet Just Keeps Happening stickers so much, we decided to just take that idea and run with it. each sticker will be about 3 inches square and printed on durable weatherproof, fade-resistant vinyl! (They also won't have the watermarks on them, obvs.) Final packaging photos to come next week!

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LRT: This pute is all old school style-- check out that sweet green-and-black monitor, those keyboard racing stripes! also i'm loving the disc drives on top of the monitor. when you think about it, drives are the hats of every computer. 8.4 excellent pute!!!

okay i lied. please watch this as well, i forgot i posted this youtu.be/XFXV2McmwoA