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TSA being the worst, whining, trans stuff Show more

I have to give a talk tomorrow

the talk sucks

please suggest things to do in Maryland instead of giving a talk

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someone came up behind me in the grocery store, stroked my shoulder then did a little skritchy-grabby thing, and exclaimed "I like your blouse!"

I'm like 96% certain it was some weird misguided sympathy thing + extremely poor boundaries but like

who does that

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twitter, fosta, sesta, new threats, us laws, sex work Show more

anime is [predictive text]

anime is a good way to get to know what you want to do with your life

...

fuck

oh cool the health center just updated their password requirements to add a maximum length of 18 characters

whyyyy

also why 18?? what is 18 characters?

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hey do I know people that have tried both patches and pills for HRT and how do you feel about each

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So my work situation has gotten kind of precarious, so I'm going to preemptively put this up here:

If you or someone you know needs copy to be written or edited, I'm your guy! I have a BA in English, an MA in Film Studies, and two years' experience being nose-deep in package scripts and teleprompter copy for newscasts.

And just so you know, that crack in my bio about reviewing DTV for tips isn't a joke.

#jobs #writing #editing

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I'm planning on making an illustrated storybook-zine with my weird tragic planet sagas

I plan four:
Ramesses-II (everyone tries colonizing it, and it never works)
Clytemnestra (lush paradise, cinnamon roll, became an ashen Hell for unknown reasons)
Jörmungandr (icy sea where three continent-sized are stuck in stalemate)
Nephthys (gas giant with alien-seeded life, but drawing all the asteroids with DNA away from the rest of the solar system)
mastodon.social/media/zlAqWLsg

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ADVICE: IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF STUCK IN A FLOOR, INSTEAD OF GETTING DISCOURAGED, TREAT IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO INVENT A NEW DANCE

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*flops into bed*
me: this is my mech,
you: kibi that is a bed
me:
you: it has literally no moving parts
me:
you:
me:
you: i'm not sure it counts as a mech if it's not even mechani—
me: ANYWAYS BRB GONNA GO REFILL MY CUP 🍵

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Trying to get my id rlly makes me want to tear my hear out

Does anyone know of any possible way to get a hold of a forger? I have a printout of my id I need a replica of to be able to have any proof of my id

Its really nonsense, help a trans sister out if you feel like you could

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@Gargron This is awesome, and I'll be sharing it widely. But, I also think now is the time to start talking about how we stop the likes of #CambridgeAnalytica / #Palantir from abusing the Fediverse's model, too. I work for scrapinghub.com - I can see how easy it would be to map and monitor the entire fediverse right now. From there to hyper-targeted fake profiles is a small enough step. How do we harden ourselves against #Twitter / #Facebook-style manipulation without damaging the social fabric?

hey so this is my new most anticipated book. Tamsyn Muir is an incredibly good writer and that opinion is partly but not even mostly based on her Homestuck fanfic
tazmuir.tumblr.com/post/172039