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professionally diagnosed with β€œgood sense of humor; gets jokes”

first person chess game, where you can only see what the king piece can see

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hi everyone please look at this real website for a seattle pizza place we ordered from last night

cw *lots* of animated gifs

dinostomatopie.com

"Are you sure you're in the right place, ma'am?" asked the Daft Punk wannabe at the door to Club Cyborg.

"Of course I am. I've got my vision augments--" I pushed my glasses up the bridge of my nose-- "and my external memory pack." I showed them my phone. The blank visor seemed unimpressed.

"It's also a telepathy mediator." I texted my friend: <Bouncer's giving me a hard time>.

She appeared in the doorway, gracefully waving a titanium hand. "Be nice, she's with me."

#microfiction #sff

πŸ˜ β€‹: photon seller, i'm telling you right now; i'm going into the shade and i need only your strongest photons

πŸŒžβ€‹: you don't know what you ask, traveler. my strongest photons will kill a dragon let alone a man. you need a seller that sells weaker photons, because my photons are too strong

(looks in to the mirror and sighs) but what if this IS my final form

"How To Draw A Horse" by Emma Hunsinger (seriously, read it through to the end) newyorker.com/humor/daily-shou

FELLAS... is it gay to originate? It's literally coming into being πŸ˜”πŸ˜³πŸ€”

Robot girls have their own swears, and they're much filthier than your "meat swears"

Today is the last day to make Better Than IRL happen!

If you (like me) have ever made a friend, found a community, opened your mind, grown as a person, changed your life, or all of the above because of the Internet, please take a look at this Kickstarter and consider throwing a few bucks toward making it a reality. Thanks!

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kickstarter.com/projects/katie

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/lgbt/ may make a lot of people self-hating and crushingly miserable, but also a lot of chasers think that’s hot, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

homophobia? transphobia? I don’t even know 

huh I didn’t really expect to get people yelling slurs at me from their cars /in Capitol Hill/? but I guess that’s a thing now

surgery 

>Dr. Bowers is currently scheduling Gender Affirming Vaginoplasty (GAV) 4 years out
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