corn dog @corndog@cybre.space

parlance jersey
cry jeep arsenal
yelp screen ajar
a creepy lens jar
jay rep cleaners
rye replaces jan
spry jean cereal
clean jeer spray
clean raspy jeer
larceny pee jars

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

old painty-can ned

what if when you walked around it felt like you were stationary and you were just spinning the earth with your flailing feet

I think I've hit my limit on knife-making videos for tonight after this one

imagine putting tomato sauce and cheese on naan or pita bread and thinking that's a damn pizza

tired: discussed
wired: disgust

print "hello world\n";

LB: breakin' the law

i got soul but i don't know how to solder

Kim Trails

if they made super mario world today they would probably nerf the cape so you couldn't fly indefinitely or design the levels in such a way that you couldn't just fly over most of them

(sits backwards on chair) let me tell you about the original Battle Against a Weird Opponent

the original mega man design was cool because he didn't look cool... when they cooled him up for mega man x he became much less appealing

discord: it's like irc if you had to join a separate server for every channel, and then every channel was split into so many smaller channels that nobody talked in any of them

remember when they made a movie of the Mod Squad?

I really should not have survived this long. and i really wish i hadn't