corn dog @corndog@cybre.space

parlance jersey
cry jeep arsenal
yelp screen ajar
a creepy lens jar
jay rep cleaners
rye replaces jan
spry jean cereal
clean jeer spray
clean raspy jeer
larceny pee jars

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

i feel like most of the progress that the world made during the first half of my life has been undone in the half since then

the only things that make me feel any better are weed and masturbation

and even then, only until i stop

jesus christ, somebody who keeps mistakenly using my email address thinking it's theirs just emailed me a very graphic photo of a disturbing injury

just because things have gotten worse doesn't mean they have to get better

tired: john mulaney
wired: john mahoney

i wish i were dead

but the weird thing is this has lots of good reviews on amazon talking about how good the sound quality is. and i'm not even like, an audiophile at all but to me it's pretty mediocre. oh well, who cares

we got a sound bar for our tv and i can't say i'm very impressed; it sounds pretty much the same as the built-in tv speakers but with a little bit more bass i guess. but it's worse than the 20-year-old aiwa stereo that we were running the audio through before (only reason we stopped using that is that there's no longer enough room for the speakers on the tv stand)

it sucks

i need to find something interesting to watch to take my mind off things but nothing seems appealing

my face is problematic

someone yelling "I AM CALM!" is one of my favorite tropes

i am extremely miserable

old painty-can ned

what if when you walked around it felt like you were stationary and you were just spinning the earth with your flailing feet

I think I've hit my limit on knife-making videos for tonight after this one

imagine putting tomato sauce and cheese on naan or pita bread and thinking that's a damn pizza