ashley @commie@cybre.space

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twenty minutes of debugging because i wrote "return" instead of "continue"

successfully pretending i never posted on the facepunch forums until accidentally outing myself by using the word "smarked"

how are there over a thousand emotes on something awful. like a thousand real individual emotes that human beings made for a joke.

constantly doing trash on monday holidays before realizing it's a day late

"waterfalls" by bag raiders would be right at home on jonathan coulton's solid state

somebody i'm not out to: i guess it's a guy thing
me: haha yeah
me, in my mind: you dont even know how wrong you are

imperator rome comes out right before finals week

oh no

once you pass the 21 mark you go from being made fun of for being young to being able to make fun of everyone else for being old

i also enjoy "stop screaming! it's just what the bomb wants us to do" which is a reference to the first futurama movie

holy shit

the fucking werewolf asso song title "keep my address to yourself, cause we need secrets" is a reference to "gold soundz" by pavement of all things

how do i have nearly 1000 entries in keepass

honestly a little disappointed this trans guy i know hasn't seen through my disguise. maybe im more stealthy than i think.

how come i can't boost my own followers-only posts

oh god its 1am since when

my phone now buzzes twice whenever tusky checks for notifications with two accounts,

birds arent real