.@Google@twitter.com .@YouTube@twitter.com EXCUSE ME???? I did not think this day would come, but this is a massive violation of user privacy and I can not accept this shit anymore. I'm done with you fuckers. I'm going to be removing my google accounts. I hope you fucking crash and burn.

Damn, my bullet lighter is actually a good hand warmer... just spill some gasoline over it and light it up, let it burn for a while and the mf gets hot asf

Just got ourselves 1 Gbps internet connection (we're getting it set up within a week)

JOHNNY JOHNNY YES PAPA I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A CAR

What if:
Milk is a lie, and it's actually just refined cum, you've just always been lied to and cows have nothing to do with it

The fuck is SN10 just standing there on the landing pad tilted like a mf lmao

PS2 in 2174: *runs without a problem*
PS3 and up in 2174: WHERE THE FUCK ARE SONYS SERVERS AAAAAAAAA I CAN'T DOWNLOAD GAME UPDATE I CAN'T MFIISNHHD NOOOO DRM WHERE I NEED TO VERIFY GAME GENUINE PLEASEEEEE SOMNYYYYYYYY *kernel panics*

It's not inherintly hostile, but it can sometimes get a little bit agressive and say "hijo de puta" at you, which is a little intimidating, but if you ignore it it despawns in a rather short amount of time

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Another rare one that spawns every now and then, but that's harder to capture is the "Hijo de puta" which translates to motherfucker or son of a bitch, his passive status is saying "hijo de puta" some 73736372973 times in the span of 2 train stops for absolutely no reason xd

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I take the train every day to go to work, and man, the NPCs that spawn in it are some of the wildest shit you can imagine, here is an example xd

Uhm... custom nuts are live on nutracker.fun owo

Note: Observations are not displayed anywhere yet, but they will. So if you want to use them, they're there :3

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