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When I was a kid I thought a "space heater" was "space age technology that emits heat", not "something that heats a space". I envisioned a floating orb.

the transgenders, from the planet cybrespace,

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If you are a Facebook user in Illinois, you might be eligible for $200 to $400 of damages to compensate you for Facebook's violation of your biometric privacy. Check out: facebookbipaclassaction.com/

i would type sentences about my open-source work here but the problem is that all my programming is for a different social media platform

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gender reveal parties teach us that we need a new pronoun set for people who are on fire

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Why is it that the "frightening AI" news stories these days seem to be about AI that's frighteningly bad, rather than AI that's frighteningly good?

theverge.com/2020/9/2/21419012

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*me, starting a youtube video* ah cool. its a youtube video that was rendered at 60fps!! aa.. hang on....... that must mean.......... its a GAMER youtube video!!!!!! *immediately closes tab*

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software is not real. it died a long time ago

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movies are boring: theyre mostly about men talking and you see the men's faces, and the background of most of the shots is all blurry??? so you HAVE to look at the men's faces??? thats all movies are, mostly. and all the men are called Wade

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A deadname when you're not fully out is an undeadname

dont ask me to understand things. it goes against my lifestyle

Logging In To Inform You All That The Nintendo GameCube Is Still Real And Still So Purple

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i dont trust devs that "test" their "builds." i release shit to the public without checking to make sure it works and then scramble to fix one million bugs over an afternoon

fact of life: there is always an uglier flash drive out there that you haven't seen yet

in times of need just remember that espeon is really pink

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