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meet me at the earth-sun barycenter in 5 minutes if you want an ass kicking

C was invented by the compiler industry to sell more compilers

so doordash does predatory pricing and opens accounts for restaurants that haven't asked for anything, reselling the food for less than they pay for it (reasoning being that right now they just burn investors' money, and when they're the only ones on the market they'll raise the prices).

A person on HN has exploited that to get free meals to homeless people and make a little money off doordash

guess what HN has to say about it

thinking about how planet earth is a dense molten core incased in a layer of solids and is thusly, technically, a ravioli

I like how the Gnu public license has a whole section devoted to “this probably doesnt work idfk”

I mean I guess your mass would then increase… 216 times which may not work well for your thing staying standing but at least it would fall at 1/6 the speed relative to its scale

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…could you test equipment for lunar gravity by just scaling it up 6 times

computers were a mistake (intel was a mistake) 

just saw a box that said "thank you for serving Dakota Growers spaghetti" and it took me a minute it wasn't thanking me for, like, submitting to the spaghetti

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