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This is why I’m always cautious around horses. You never know when one will be made of antimatter

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Sign my change dot org petition to tidally lock the earth

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If you didn't want me to eat your painting why did you paint a bowl of fruit

I've been informed this is called "starting a cult" and it doesnt usually end well

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feeling bored, might fuck around and start a fourth abrahamic religion

JEDEC “standards” are so useless oh my god

Spotted: movie theater marquee sign saying “bullet train minions” and “Crawdads sing nope”

Why does a Caltrain day pass cost more than 2 one way fares

Welcome to Triassic Park. Get ready to be shell shocked as you witness the wonder of our ammonites and bivalves. I assure you they are alive

Terrible superpower: Anxiety but it always correctly predicts something bad will happen

I hate how I’ve learned what crudite means due to both monster factory and secondhand exposure to Pennsylvania politics

iOS why in the hell do you think I want to capitalize sonic boom. I’m definitely not talking about the bad Sonic game

Getting banned from railway forums for referring to maglevs as “0-0-0s”

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Next time I lose something important I’m blaming the FBI immediately

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