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"The belief in vampire fruit is similar to the belief that any inanimate object left outside during the night of a full moon will become a vampire. One of the main indications that a pumpkin or melon is about to undergo a vampiric transformation (or has just completed one) is said to be the appearance of a drop of blood on its skin."

There’s so much cool space stuff this year

RT @amandahys7
Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god.

I noticed a while back that the Tor Project did some rebranding, so I got around to doing a funny little character design challenge. I'm actually kinda satisfied with the result.

When unionizing make sure you don't accidentally make a typo and onionize by mistake

Some call it a cost, some call it a boon: a side effect of hyperspace jumps is the loss of a memory.
It's said those travelling to the stars generally settle when they no longer remember why they left.
I hope you have settled.
I wish I could tell you I forgave you years ago.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

When did markdown start getting popular? was it reddit that did it?

Government agencies in the US ranked by how bad it is when they issue an emergency message 

Nothing: Local/regional/national test authorities
Normal: National Weather Service
Bad: Local civil authorities/local emergency management
Very bad: FEMA/state executive/Department of Energy/Homeland Security/military
Maybe apocalyptic: NASA/USGS/CDC/other science-of-dangerous-thing agencies
Probably apocalyptic: North American Aerospace Defense Command

Government agencies in the US ranked by how bad it is when they issue an emergency message 

@cinebox This is a national emergency. All persons within the United States are strongly advised to immediately take the following actions: Entirely stop using the imperial system. Convert all measurements to metric. Do not look back.

Oof, I can’t open Metatext anymore without it crashing

It always unnerves me how quickly QR codes get scanned after pointing the camera at them. It’s not even in focus yet!

Celebrate pissed somebody off.

Say what you will about signal but Moxie knows how to make a drop.

Apple's App stores really need a disclaimer for "this app needs a recurring subscription to use"

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