So I just randomly happened upon a picture of a German edition of #Dune, and discovered the German title is "Der Wüstenplanet", which I _know_ doesn't mean "the worst planet" but now I really really want it to.
At least I can console myself with the fact that it _is_ one letter away from "the sausage planet" which is also pretty great.
Sausage Planet would actually be "Würsteplanet" (or "Wurstplanet"), so at least two letters away.
"Der wüste Planet" would be "the ugly planet", though, in case that's any consolation.
@friend Thank you, this is valuable information, I stand corrected! And "ugly planet" is indeed some consolation 😄