Small child in the park, distraught: "Mom!! The WIND is too WARM!!!"

Reader, it is 20C and sunny. Which, like, you're right kiddo. This is Portland, it has no right to be room temperature outdoors. How dare.


The half-dozen children (family relationships here are unclear) banded together in solidarity and negotiated a relocation to a shady spot for lunch. Mom is doing great.

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