🎃 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚂. 𝙿𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚜 🎃 @Christian@cybre.space

The Mastodon Experience

the interviewer asks. this one is actually kind of embarrassing, but i decide to be honest. i say hesitantly, "i can't convert sunlight into energy," as i glance jealously at the potted plant near the door. i cover my eyes and struggle not to cry.

the interviewer asks. i came prepared for this one, and say quickly, "converting glucose into energy. my microbial ancestors worked hard to imbue me with this power, and i am proud to carry on the tradition."

Going to push out a new build sometime soon with all my recent changes and fixes, and include that in a build I upload to the App Store for review. The app's been in review limbo for exactly a week now, wouldn't hurt to add one more new build.

I can't believe Goden Namedclasped is dead. That did not shock me.

— Solon Mozibthob, Swordsdwarf

When you fail before making it to the end of the sentence

#stockings #rezero #halloween https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71238285

#stockings #shorts #midriff #twintails #kemonomimi #halloween
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71234712

I wish buses were more consistent. I was expecting to arrive earlier at work today because I took the bus 15 minutes earlier than yesterday. I ended up arriving at work one minute later than yesterday. So much for getting up sooner :/

It's been nearly two years since I painted this but this is one of my favourite pieces I've ever made, despite not being one of the more popular ones.

I've never made anything so loaded with implication.
#MastoArt

WSL http://bit.ly/2EvlBxH
FA http://bit.ly/2PF9D5N

I cried on somebody in charge. That was not satisfying.

— Lòr Likotuker, captain of the guard

ACTUALLY SERIOUS TOOT

So Discord's released an update to their Terms of Service that, in short, makes it so you can't sue them or jump in on/file a class action lawsuit, you would have to go through an arbitrator. Fret not, however. There is a way out if you care. Just send a quick email stating you want to opt-out of the clause to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com. You only have 30 days to do this, though, so be quick.
Go sue the pants off of Discord, lads. :^)