Christian 
@Christian@cybre.space
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- April 4, 2017
I'm stuck in low Earth-orbit, please send help🇺🇸
Comp sci major at PogU & Headache Duck enthusiast
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#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
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A video game where you FINALLY play as Tom Clancy
Microsoft Word
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@djsundog
>disks
>diskettes
don't gender my optical media please
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You can use transparent backgrounds in avatars on Mastodon. This can look really cool, as it allows a variety of shapes by making the square background disappear.
1. Create your avatar using a transparent background with equal width and height
2. Save it as a PNG file under 2 megabytes in size
3. Go to Mastodon, click "Edit profile" and upload it, then click "Save Changes"
4. If the file is rejected for being over 2MB, try resizing it to 400x400 pixels before uploading (it will get rescaled to this anyway, so there's no need to upload a higher resolution)
Christian
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@kingu_platypus_gidora
I saw this pic a while ago and thought of you lol
SPR, SRR, SRS, SDR, SDD, SSR...
Software engineering needs to chill with the acronyms 
How do you file a lawsuit against Michael Jordan?
You take him to court 🏀
Which style of quotation mark do you prefer?
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AmazonBasics heart transplant
Fill in the blank:
“He was convicted in a court of _____”
Your Honor, let the record show that record show that the accused has confessed that he’s “Just wiped out Tomato Town”
Jokes about “Dropping the soap in prison” are literally about a person being raped
How the fuck is this kind of joke still acceptable
“Grr…”
—a tiger
- Backup Account
- @potassium
- Follow Requests
- Please send me a DM! :]
- Under 18?
- Get outta here, kiddo!
- Masto-versary
- April 4, 2017
I'm stuck in low Earth-orbit, please send help🇺🇸
Comp sci major at PogU & Headache Duck enthusiast
**If you'd like to follow me, please send me a DM first **
👨🏻🚀🌎🚀🛰
He / They
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
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