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A video game where you FINALLY play as Tom Clancy 

Microsoft Word

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@djsundog
>disks
>diskettes

don't gender my optical media please

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National "Sighted Devs Are Required To Use A Screen Reader" Day

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Good morning friends and tooters! 🌅

Monday morning song:
All Along the Watchtower
Bear McCreary
listen: is.gd/JEBsNk

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Tired: spaghetti code

Wired: al dente programming

Bansky is just a hoax perpetrated by Big Graffiti

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Thanks for looking out for me, Microsoft Edge. Appreciate you protecting me from uh Microsoft.

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Hey, I have a Pokemon OC adopt to sell!

I plan on making more of these soon, so keep your eyes peeled if you miss your chance on this 👀

Reply to this post to claim! Payment is through Paypal!

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“Piracy is not a victimless crime” you’re right, it hurts billionaires, which is why you should do it

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I am at the RedRoom timeline. But what you may not expect, is that I'll be travelling to other instances timelines, using a technology, known as federation.

iOS peeps, which Fediverse/Mastodon app do you use most?

I’m really enjoying Metatext

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That’s not a bug, it's a log-flume ride, but at least eliminate the need to pad your resume here :)

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@freakazoid @Sandra @enkiv2 @wim_v12e

I would love for us to have some kind of universal "trusted persistent storage" where you could store very simple object-type structures where each object is guaranteed to meet some contract/type/criteria/function. Preferably in as simple and general a way as possible.

Filesystems don't get us this. Databases sort of do but they're chunky and very hard to update the schema. "Object databases" tried to do this but failed - I think embedded too much code.

How to say “Goodbye” if you’re a semiconductor foundry 

“I’ll TSMC you later!”

Youtube, why would you recommend a video that’s 2 seconds long to literally anybody :blobfacepalm:

Conway’s Game of Life, but it’s bathroom floor tiles

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