#Adoptable ahoy! I'm in love w/ how this turned out and you can claim it on dA: https://ghostmoor.deviantart.com/art/Adoptable-Summer-Sunset-745068734
or tumblr: http://ghostmoor.tumblr.com/post/173927059322/sup-im-broke-and-i-dont-get-my-full-back-pay
the most surreal thing I found out after turning google alerts on is that apparently i share a name with an 80s fantasy book
my favorite sorting algorithm is O(1): fuckitsort, where you say "fuck it, i didnt want those in order anyway"
i ripped up entire systems and remade them. i learned an entire new realm of computing. i did some deeply esoteric shit and hacked Yarn.
and it works.
IT FUCKING WORKS!!!
Folks it's important to remember to call sleep() often in your code. Computers get sleepy too. Your programs will thank you for it.
i'm shaking. holy fucking shit. it works. it works. you can play the game, finish an episode, put it down, and then pick it up and start the next episode. holy shit.
your hacker name is the first CVE ID you were credited with discovering XORed with the first CVE ID assigned by someone else to your code