i've heard assembly is pretty metal but this is ridiculous

the future we wanted: *smooth robot voice* your housing unit is clean, sirs

the future we got: *roomba gets itself stuck under the coffee table by knocking the hot pads off and then running over them and then whines at my phone in computer*

animal crossing (new leaf) id card Show more

nintendo direct, selfie Show more

when you feel like you got your shit together, but your shit is actually not together

PNW smoke info Show more

people see the back of my laptop and they ask me, "@chr, what the fuck is 'suricrasia online'?" i tell them, "friend, what the fuck ISN'T @SuricrasiaOnline ?"

when it's nice but also you're dying

alright, which of you furry dinguses did this

you, a fool: borzoi

me, an intellectual: lorgboi

this is a new one. website's trying to establish security credibility by...listing off the number of bits in the key of one of their supported TLS modes?

aw fuck i shoulda used this one damn it

griffin's amiibo corner, furry, implied lewd Show more

virtualbox seems to have replaced my VM with this fuckin bangin piece of glitch art

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cybrespace: the social hub of the information superhighway

jack in to the mastodon fediverse today and surf the dataflow through our cybrepunk, slightly glitchy web portal