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atlantic article on trends in sex Show more

the leg emoji in the revamped blob set i installed on my (rooted) phone is laughably bad, but, i must admit, true to the "blob" aesthetic

thirty eight degrees of i'm sorry what

had to read this 3 times to make sure i wasn't hallucinating but nope, that's what it says

i've heard assembly is pretty metal but this is ridiculous

the future we wanted: *smooth robot voice* your housing unit is clean, sirs

the future we got: *roomba gets itself stuck under the coffee table by knocking the hot pads off and then running over them and then whines at my phone in computer*

animal crossing (new leaf) id card Show more

nintendo direct, selfie Show more

when you feel like you got your shit together, but your shit is actually not together

PNW smoke info Show more

people see the back of my laptop and they ask me, "@chr, what the fuck is 'suricrasia online'?" i tell them, "friend, what the fuck ISN'T @SuricrasiaOnline ?"

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