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kɜ:ʳ 🐉‏ ‮ 💾 ‭ @chr

classic egg timer: humh ho, tick tick tick! oh! brrring! good chap, your food is ready!

microwave timer: oi fuckwad its done

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@chr leggy timer: *scuttles off behind the fridge*

@chr microwave timer 1 minute later: hey! asshole! still done.