classic egg timer: humh ho, tick tick tick! oh! brrring! good chap, your food is ready!
microwave timer: oi fuckwad its done
@chr Cell phone timer: -literally just screaming-
@chr Future egg timer: throws an egg at you
@chr Twitter egg timer: yells at u
@chr leggy timer: *scuttles off behind the fridge*
@chr microwave timer 1 minute later: hey! asshole! still done.
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