**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:13

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:13

kɜ:ʳ @chr

waiter there's a technology in my soup

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:13

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:13

what are we going to do about all this *waves hands around vaguely* technology

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:14

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:14

oh, chemicals? i dont like those, they're made of technology

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:22

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:22

☑ modern food products all contain chemicals
☑ technology is the main factor in all of today's problems

its just the facts, people

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · 2017-05-13T00:30:02Z

kɜ:ʳ @chr

join me in rejecting all technology. burn your computers. throw out your books. refridgerators? technology, get rid of em. furniture? that smells like technology. wheels? how dare you

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**Now is the summer of our discotheque** @Elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me · May 13, 2017, 00:30

**Now is the summer of our discotheque** @Elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me · May 13, 2017, 00:30

@chr What about the inclined plane?

**Now is the summer of our discotheque** @Elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me · May 13, 2017, 00:31

**Now is the summer of our discotheque** @Elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me · May 13, 2017, 00:31

@chr or the lever

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:31

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:31

@Elizafox repent from your heathen ways you disgusting sinner

**æon** @aeonofdiscord@icosahedron.website · May 13, 2017, 00:32

**æon** @aeonofdiscord@icosahedron.website · May 13, 2017, 00:32

@chr buddy let me introduce you to the people who think language and abstract thought are bourgeois decadence https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-primitivism

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:33

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:33

@aeonofdiscord never mind i quit i can't even satirize this

**æon** @aeonofdiscord@icosahedron.website · May 13, 2017, 00:33

**æon** @aeonofdiscord@icosahedron.website · May 13, 2017, 00:33

@chr a v common reaction

**datn ✅** @datn@spanner.works · May 13, 2017, 00:34

**datn ✅** @datn@spanner.works · May 13, 2017, 00:34

@chr are spears okay so we can eat antelopes tho?

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:34

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:34

@datn pointed rocks are evils of technology and i better not see you using any kind of technology to attach things to other things

**datn ✅** @datn@spanner.works · May 13, 2017, 00:35

**datn ✅** @datn@spanner.works · May 13, 2017, 00:35

@chr so gogurt is out

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:35

**kɜ:ʳ** @chr · May 13, 2017, 00:35

@datn nah gogurt's been around for ages. i'm pretty sure it was handed down by the gods.

**datn ✅** @datn@spanner.works · May 13, 2017, 00:36

**datn ✅** @datn@spanner.works · May 13, 2017, 00:36

@chr oh whew. gogurt and fruit leather will keep me going

**Digital Mark 🕹👾🥃** @mdhughes · May 13, 2017, 01:14

**Digital Mark 🕹👾🥃** @mdhughes · May 13, 2017, 01:14

@chr Greg Egan has "Dream Apes" in some books, Humans who've gone back to pre-tech hominid levels. They don't survive the destruction of Earth, but I'm sure it was fun while it lasted.