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millenials, buying avocado to spite you, flooding the streets with their vape-smoke, clubbing into the dead hours of the night, chanting "socialism" by the unearthly glow of the moon, refusing to buy your products

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@chr 5 reasons Millenials Are Ruining The System 50y Old White Dudes Broke.

millenials, lining the streets of the cities, staring captivated into their smart-phone screens, gazes fixed on the unearthly eyes of their void-friends, refusing to look at your advertising, why won't they look at your advertising

@chr an ai created only to draw ads. Develops a creative voice, its own canon. And an audience that won't pay attention

@chr Millennials Would Rather Find Friends Online Than Make Do With Local Assholes, And Here's Why.

@chr
Remember when Millenial was a synonym for Millenarian? WE CAN BRING THAT BACK.

@enkiv2 "Why Won't Millenials Die?"

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"A closer look at millenial celebrities Justin Beiber, Gog, and Magog!"

"Avacado toast: tasty treat, or omen of Ragnarok?"

"Are the sudden disappearances of millenials into heavenly beams of light to blame for the housing crisis?"

"Sutras on fidget spinners: the new craze that is making millenials disconnect from the cycle of reincarnation instead of buying diamonds"

@chr this is like the 2017 version of Nikolai hanging out with the Youth in Sterling's _Twenty Evocations_

@chr humans are wired to plan ahead. these said millenials are busy conditioning themselves and the inheritors of their genes for the advertisement of the future - native thought.

@chr @clacke I knew there had to be more to the blind hatred of our generation than just ludditism and youth-bashing; thanks for making that connection