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sticker on my guitar that reads THIS MACHINE SPARKS JOY

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When I was a kid I never turned the computer off properly because I thought the "reset" button said "rest" and always hit it instead of the power

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- being nice to my friends
- roller coasters
- some theme park rides that aren't roller coasters
- be more chill
- some other musicals that aren't be more chill
- currently this is the end of my list I think

In all ways except physical, I am taller than my girlfriend.

i definitely stole that joke from someone else but i don't remember who or where

(internet atheist voice) well, I don't actually have to IMAGINE, Mr. Lennon

just remembered the dream i had where i got to ride the world’s slowest service elevator with @cherubiks and it had a tv in it with a service news show? like there was a newscaster telling all the service people about what stuff needed servicing

other highlights of the dream included being given 3 copies of fortnite monopoly and petscop being about coming out as trans

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who the fuck is scraeming “YOU HAVE FINISHED WINDS OF WINTER” at my house. show yourself, coward. I will never finish Winds of Winter.

not exaggeration I’m just in a sappy mood and alone

This phone just tried to correct “got” to “forbidden”. Hey Apple? You guys okay?


You ever think that you’ve got like, a mature understanding and acceptance of death and it doesn’t bother you to think about until out of the blue it DOES bother you and it’s like Oh Boy Here We Go Again

I love Ragnarok
So put a little Thor in the movie babey

Tbh I wish I was staying here longer than 3 weeks because there’s just so much stuff to do

It corrected “not” to “born” like four times. The fuck

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