It is proven! I am dstiller on Keybase: https://keybase.io/dstiller/sigchain#100788285282a432fdb444b893e53008e893c993cb153de0e1d303ebedd0124f0f
Yeah, so, doing some research, I completed a PornHub survey, and discovered that I had not noticed that this summer I entered into the dreaded 35-44 demographic. Shit.
I am now actually Middle-Aged, which I used to joke happened to musicians and hackers when we are caught sober in a Denny's and the day shift is on duty. Fuck.
Stupid text editor. You know full well that I have accidentally dragged a large, binary file into your open window, but you insist on attempting to slowly interpolate its contents, fucking your memory allocation, and forcing me to further wait while you undo the paste, save my open files, and restart you. Dumbfuck text editor, your line mode and terminal brethren do not have this problem.
Am I old enough, man enough, bassist enough, to unironically enjoy Grace Jones's music?
https://open.spotify.com/track/0VEoxxvR26zfJvjUC8k1tt?si=h96brtOzRH2mlUq2oH_Zxw
Environmentalists are silly; the solution to all problems is wolves.
Deer? Wolves. Trump? Wolves.
Blizzard and China? Wolves.
Dickwolves, maybe.
Musician, hacker, nutcase.