candle🕯️ @candle@cybre.space

Just chillin with the boys

did anyone already post this 1987 hypercard broadcast? its kitschy and wild and i always show it to my students when we talk about protointernets and early accessible gamedev tools :) #hyperjam

https://archive.org/details/CC501_hypercard

👨🏿‍🔧 Data, what are you doing jumping around all over the place collecting bananas?
👨🏻‍⚕️ Sorry to startle you, Geordi. I'm trying out a new "Donkey Kong 64" module.

more "dark souls remastered". i like the skeletons.

there's two types of people in "dark souls remastered":
1. knight who has somehow accidentally locked himself in a cupboard
2. creepy little rat guy who lives in a sewer and offers to sell you poo

a lil "dark souls remastered" fan comic. my favourite game mechanic is "everyone stops to take a big sip of juice"

ghosts don't have feet because they're not perverts

Official policy of this instance is actually murder your, and one other landlord.

it’s me, bitch

Judging books by how many concurrent readers they have.

when you wake up and it's the wrong time

@candle honey, i know you're sensitive about this, i know it's important to you, i know you asked me not to, but just hear me out ok: i bought a ouija board.