candle🕯️ @candle@cybre.space

hi I'm Genuine Authentic Relatable Girl. my hobbies include effortlessness and holding my arms in unnatural, doll-like positions. would you like to learn more about, Brands

lewd(ish) text, too easy

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People who are still awake at 6 a.m. vs. people who get up at 6 a.m.

oh yeah im french i have a high tolerance to pain. i eat that shit for breakfast

arguing with the shopkeeper that i am in fact already wearing a mask: the mask of civilisation

How Corbyn Unmasked Comedy | Red Pepper
Juliet Jacques argues that the way comedians treated Jeremy Corbyn demolished their anti-establishment credentials
https://www.redpepper.org.uk/how-corbyn-unmasked-comedy/
'Mainstream comedy came out of the last election very badly. Russell Howard, with a net worth of £5 million, told his audience that Corbyn and Boris Johnson were politically indistinguishable. Have I Got News for You – and the satirical paper Private Eye, edited by regular HIGNFY panellist Ian Hislop – blamed Corbyn for Johnson’s victory without taking responsibility for helping Johnson establish his ‘harmless clown’ persona through repeated appearances on the programme.'

why say "an ethernet cable" and only annoy a very small section of computer nerds when you can say "a wifi lead" and annoy all of them at once

👨🏿‍🔧 Data, what are you doing jumping around all over the place collecting bananas?
👨🏻‍⚕️ Sorry to startle you, Geordi. I'm trying out a new "Donkey Kong 64" module.

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boost if u remember when Hobby Lobby funded ISIS

We attack at sunset