me when my computer goes into standby mode from inactivity:
she sleeby

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god damn smoke alarm giving me adrenaline

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covid mention 

I used to think cyberpunk meant jumping between flying cars and using cool hacker gloves to steal data from access points, but now that my daily life involves wearing a face mask and watching people pay for alcohol by tapping a phone to a screen, I think we have a clearer picture.

hello, i disappeared cuz i lost power for a few days and then got busy lol

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I was today years old when I found out 'Follow' from Halo 2 had an actual version with lyrics: youtube.com/watch?v=aARCVriIXF

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Japanese verb for "to think" is "kangaeru". Ergo, a smart kangaroo is a Kangaeru Kangaroo

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so around a century ago, there was a comic strip called The Outbursts of Everett True, where the titular character saw people being rude jackasses and decided to deal with this harshly and folks a lot of these still hold up perfectly in modern times

but i am delighted to announce

somebody's found the comics about mask-wearing

and They're Good, Folks

(uncaptioned, feel free to help out with descriptions here, i'd appreciate it)

@chillallmen@mastodon.social halo's universe is pretty awesome tbh

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boys love to install microsoft visual c++ 2015 redistributable (x64) 14.0.23.26

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abuse, family, - but also kinda + 

my step-dad did some really shitty things the past few days, enough that my mom has actually seriously considered divorcing him. i have my fingers crossed that she sticks to it.

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Need weather sounds? Would you like different versions of a particular session? I hope I can help solve that problem:

lightwave80222.bandcamp.com/al

🎤 24-bit / 96 kHz WAV
📜

It's my first attempt at putting together a sound library, and I hope it helps someone somewhere. It's only $3, which is far cheaper than (as far as I know) other libraries with expensive recording stuff go for.

Tell your friends, tell your dogs, tell your shorks.

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average person does not have 3 ideas. Ideas Guy Georg, who has 10000000 ideas per day, is an outlier and should not be counted

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