world's first Byzantine-history-based dad joke 

My plan of going for a run is working great. I already ate 8 candy bars and watched 3 episodes of the 100.

Does anyone else ever get stuck in an ALT+TAB loop? Very often when I'm trying to change applications, I'll ALT+TAB too much and pass it. My brain goes like "we'll have to do that again" and then the whole thing starts over.

I just submitted a short story for Strange Horizons! I hope it makes it!

PhD student in sea ice biogeochemistry. I am focusing on factors controlling solutes inside sea ice brines and hope to quantify solute behaviour by experiment. My MSc is in glaciology, so I consider myself a cryosphericist. #cryosphere #seaice #glaciers

Mama, just killed a cave crocodile,
Put a crossbow against his head
Pulled my trigger, now it's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Question aboud : how can I find a cave crocodile? When I z to the announcement, I can't find it.

So TWD fans are all over Emma Russack's youtube. Should I go back to TWD? I'm very tired of zombies lately.

are there companies that you can pay to keep a voicemail phone number for you that you can access from a computer?

Like google voice but paid so they're not snooping on you for ad dollars

spoiler Jane the Virgin 

Sometimes it feels like small people (figuratively) want everyone else to feel small too.

Should I join pixelfed or just post pictures here?

Hey Instagram users, did you know you can export your account?

Pixelfed will be rolling out experimental Instagram Import soon!

People should stop labeling pointing out the horrific things RMS says as "drama".

Because it makes sense. If I'm determined to feel accomplished, the best way to do it would be to forge steel stuff for the militia and secure the cave system I found so I don't get any unexpected visitors.

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