nightmarish configuration of hungry metal
i have been forcibly reminded the voyager plates basically constitute a mixtape, unsolicited nudes, and directions to where we live
I hate it when I crack a geode and there's a note inside that lists the time, place, and method of my death
Enjoying catching up with some old friends today
One distinct advantage that bugs have over me is that they are quite small, hard to see and so on
In a surprising turn of events, I was not offered this job
[chuckling] he did be doin' that
Holding a gender reveal party but I pop the balloon and millions of spiders pour out
I’ve always hated the word ‘reified’ just because it’s a prefix and a suffix with no actual word in between
Got asked today if I could turn my passion for helping people into "creating content to help promote point-of-sale software" and folks the answer may surprise you
Might fuck around and become unbelievably powerful via a pact with a lich, demon, etc
CONCEPT: Two teams from different sports have to play each other in a third sport. They're not informed which sport until they show up to play.
Embarrassing myself in front of my niece by losing my shit at the TV when the kids show she is watching refuses to acknowledge that Pluto is a planet
Thinking about becoming a classic treat, for the whole family to enjoy
"I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral," okay first up what the fuck. Second,
Job hunting is working for exposure for yourself
The reason “people are the monsters all along” is the scariest trope is because a person is just a ghost trapped in a skeleton trapped in a zombie.
i will never "rot" in Hell. if anything, i will ripen in Hell.
to answer your question, yes, this is a threat
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