tim @burgerdrome@cybre.space
nightmarish configuration of hungry metal
Joined Oct 2018
getting the words 'this is a hole mood' engraved on my shovel and resolutely refusing to make eye contact with anyone
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Me wearing a little sailor hat and Iranian flag booty shorts that mike pompeo bought me, riding a jet ski across the gulf of Oman: “oh boy, I sure do love being Iranian” *barrels into the side of a tanker*
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my position on zoomers: look I may not get your "snapped chats" and your "instant telegrams" but if you're all as communist and trans as I hear you have my blessing
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JUST SAW A MAN RIDING TWO ELECTRIC SCOOTERS AT THE SAME TIME. ONE FOOT ON EACH. ENOUGH ENERGY TO KILL GOD
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bruce springsteen screwing up sheet after sheet of crossed-out song ideas, until, in the candlelit darkness, he raises the scrawled words “horny motorcycle” aloft in triumph, kissing it
Imagine living in a world where there is a growing social movement literally called "Extinction Rebellion" like something out of a fucking YA novel and trying to explain that to your children lmao who would live in that world, in this world, this one
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amazon: i see youd like to purchase [ＯＲＢ] would you like to buy [ＰＲＯＧＲＥＳＳＩＶＥＬＹ ＳＭＡＬＬＥＲ ＯＲＢ]
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totally allowed if not enthusiastically encouraged to take a shit in the middle of a rainforest, yet "not allowed" to take a shit in the middle of a 'rainforest cafe'. America, my client may be standing here in the docks today, but I promise, it is you who is on trial.
Thinking about how intimidating Mastodon can seem because you have to scroll through a huge list of instances and pick one and try your luck, rather than just going to "the bird website" or "the facebook" and signing up.
But then, like - that's how it always used to be? That's what forums were like, you found one randomly, you took your chances, and it worked out or it didn't.
How quickly big tech conditioned us to fear choice and mistrust the unknown, I guess. Anyway uhhh piss piss ass piss ass
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if you complain about someone pirating a cyberpunk game you're officially on the side of the megacorps
TIRED: Blaming my problems on structural issues within society
WIRED: Blaming my problems on that damn web-slinging wall-crawler, Spider-Man
Thinking about screaming, maybe screaming a bit more - then when I think I have screamed out my last and have nothing left to scream, maybe screaming again
TIRED: Self improvement
WIRED: Elf improvement
Re-opening my Mastodon account to type the word 'porp' into this text box and immediately closing it again
Might build my identity around pop culture and then collapse into a dense neutron star when the creator pulls it out from under me like Lucy in a Peanuts strip
Trying to do a Post, Online but all I do is scream instead
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feeling like I might cybe the space a bit more
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Dream job is definitely 'guy wearing a balaclava standing outside a house and frowning as his baseball bat fails to break through the security door in the stock photo'
nightmarish configuration of hungry metal
Joined Oct 2018
