The last envoy of a dead precursor race gave the space commander a solemn warning: "Do not make the same mistake we did, human. Exultant in our mastery, we sought only to share the joy of mambo with the universe. And so when we found the Badguyliens, we shared with them the gift not only of Mambo #5, but also Mambo #6, #7, #8, and #10. But they were not ready for the wisdom of the greater mambos - and with them, they destroyed us."
PODCAST AUTHOR: Gary the Protagonist was the ugliest man you’ve ever seen. Just absolute dogshit. He looked, and smelled, like a failed medical experiment to find a use for expired meat.
FAN ARTIST (putting the finishing touches on a drawing of the most beautiful man ever to live) Perfect. Another great picture of Gary from my favourite podcast.