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i will never "rot" in Hell. if anything, i will ripen in Hell.

to answer your question, yes, this is a threat

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Why does Walgreen's even bother putting out makeup testers if they all taste the same

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diarrhea morgendorffer. is this anything

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if you think about it, joe rogan is just gwyneth paltrow for dudes

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[extremely specific Heroes of the Storm joke voice] Murky getting the Dragon Knight is like Magikarp turning into Gyrados. Thanks.

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I heard there was a secret jort
That David made
And cut real short
But you don't really care for denim do ya

accidentally made a meme for work when cleaning up old photoshop layers. really makes you think

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A body chop-shop named "Parts Unknown". Thanks

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sometimes i look up at the moon and think, know who else is looking at that very same moon? MILFs in my area. and it puts me at ease

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Me in 2011: the future is bright! Technology is going to solve all of our problems!

Me now:

I simply love to smile with my mouth full of perfect teeth while enjoying a fresh and delicious meal at a local cafe in my vibrant city centre

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“Just so we’re clear on this, kid, I’m not letting you unionize. I don’t care what kind of spider bites you as long as it’s not the socialism bug.”
-Iron Man

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