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I'm thinking about how after Trump got elected we were all told we would see a flourishing of art under this newfound cultural conservative duress, and yet every single piece of "resistance" media has been just the most embarrassing shit.

might become a "mad lad", if circumstances permit and I have nothing else pressing on

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imagine watching something just so you can be advertised to lmfao

mega cucked by capitalism

Life goal is to be the sort of person who visits the website of a paper towel manufacturer to share my tips on how best to clean up messes, and to be completely content with that

Wow this is going off. Here's my SoundCloud

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it's like my grandma used to say: when life gives you lemons, you leak a damaging series of emails against life directly to your friends in the media

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how's everyone going? I just remembered that time when dipshits tried to crowdfund a bed for Elon Musk and I got mad all over again

god save me from people who won't join the union but then complain about the union anyway

cool thing about the Australian bushfires is that Firefox has moved the 'Emergency Warning Broadcast System' website up into my commonly visited pages based on my constant visits. so that's nice. that's good and comforting, to think about

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i would actually extremely be down for a john wick crossover franchise. john wick vs predator. john wick vs freddy krueger. john wick vs godzilla (in this one they become friends in the end). etc

[bursting into the room several days later, thoroughly out of breath] I am also leaving the royal family. I'm leaving as well

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they're called "bit" coins because their value is a running gag

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Here's a textbook takedown of a riot cop. Go in low, you can take the baton hits on your back. Don't stop them with your arm. When you're low, most of the momentum of the baton has been lost. You have to move with some confidence and quickly. Once they're on the ground, they're helpless. All that riot gear makes it difficult to maneuver around. Then you can use ziptie to completely incapacitate them. These are people using military gear without the training. Think of it that way and they become way less dangerous. Remember to keep your posture upright, or else you might land face-first if they shove you on the back. #OurCheats

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