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JSON Bourne-Again Shell @brandon@cybre.space

i logged in to post a computery post: my laptop has a native screen resolution of 3200x1800, but the crappy integrated graphics can't push pixels that quickly. set the display resolution to 2048x1152, and all of a sudden everything works much quicker. this has been a computer post

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fun fact: today is known as Good Friday because there is cereal and coffee this morning

ahah the #content jokester strikes again the television show you seek is on a different streaming platform mario

Good news: I don't have the plague.
Bad news: THE PLAGUE HAS ME. THE PLAGUE HAS US ALL.

THE. PLAGUE. IS. ALL. OF. US.

"evil spiders can ignore that protocol" is also the name of my new glitch single

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ugh it snowed
someone call the police
it is april
a law has been broken

let's play a game
there are 3 bats in your house

perplexed by how few of my coworkers are on/use/enjoy mastodon. you all are really really neat.

now that @max can see my posts, I have an existential quandary: where should I exist?

i bought a waterproof phone case instead because i felt bad

then i realized why i remembered: it was raining

as i left the bike shop i remembered i was looking for a water-resistant bike jersey thinger

i went to a bike shop today, and the bike shop person was like "what can i help you with" and i immediately forgot what i was doing at a bike shop