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i also kind of hated hollow knight's final boss for similar reasons

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i'm just, i like hard but i don't like "do it perfectly or else"

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seriously though i do genuinely think the amount of damage bosses deal is kind of unreasonably high. late game it feels like one energy tank per hit, and it's really easy to get hit multiple times once you fuck up once

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i mean its fine, its whatever, i just wish i wasnt fighting one every time i turned around

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ok im actually kind of getting tired of metroid dread's fast moving minibosses that deal most of your life in damage

finally managed to shatter this phone just like my last two, but only after dropping it on gravel & concrete something like 20 times B)

fuck this cranky purple guy. it'll never be a proper devil

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needed a good devil emoji tonight and i'm really feeling the loss of android's original imp emoji, or even the horned red blob that replaced it

sorry for posting spoilers for a four year old video game btw

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did this reference land or do i need to specify that this hypothetical giant bird is imprisoned inside the mind of another boss and can only be accessed via dream missiles or some shit

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i cant wait for the final boss to be a giant bird that fills the screen with ethereal swords and kills you in like two hits

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for reference i just fought escue (the name's not a spoiler if it doesn't say anything about what it is, right?) and the dual miniboss that immediately follows it, so i've really had my twitch reflexes put to the test

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i love this game but it does make me want to bite my controller in half

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eight hours and two mystery items in and metroid dread's bosses are definitely approaching hollow knight levels of cold hard bullshit

the pinky one was absolutely voiced by rob paulsen but maurice lamarche was not in this movie. however, the brain one was voiced by the guy who voiced baloney the dinosaur on animaniacs

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