the good old days
"ooh, that guy has a skill!"
"we call him skilliam for short"
"wh—why would you call him skilliam for _short_??"
remember that time tails doll used nanites to turn itself into a vagina monster
i don't know why i did this but it had to be done, probably
cass watched me. he did nothing to stop me. he is culpable as well
"how many dicks are on a girl. it's two, right?"
i cant believe my husband and my girlfriend are flirting again
sorry i actually said bwassiew
cass: "don't fucking talk to me about underwires"
me, doing homestar runner voice: "oh hewwo, i'm just twyin on this bwa. it's got wike, this undewwiow..."
"but you wanted to see sonic naked?"
"yeah dude. take those fuckin shoes off, babe"
seriously though i hate the past things that already happened can go to hell
no offence to yall who replied already but i just know some namesearching dude who doesnt even follow me is gonna come be condescending at me because i have an opinion
you know what i'm deleting that thread cus i dont actually care and i dont want randos coming for me to defend it
i am absolutely not creating an account just so i can unsubscribe from mass emails that i never consented to in the first place
things i hate: locking the "unsubscribe" link behind a login page that i don't have a password for. yall i never created an account how the fuck do you expect me to log in
good job @ mastodon crossposter this one wasnt actually mentioning her lmao
poss / riley ✨ always queer, never lgbt ✨ channeling that fuckboy energy into extremely gay girly shit
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