𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔖𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢 @bossposs@cybre.space

the good old days

i'm looking at the microsoft v-chat source code that @OrganicSuperlub@twitter.com tracked down and i found this gem in the readme

"ooh, that guy has a skill!"
"a skill?"
"we call him skilliam for short"
"wh—why would you call him skilliam for _short_??"

remember that time tails doll used nanites to turn itself into a vagina monster

i don't know why i did this but it had to be done, probably

cass watched me. he did nothing to stop me. he is culpable as well

"how many dicks are on a girl. it's two, right?"

i cant believe my husband and my girlfriend are flirting again

sorry i actually said bwassiew

cass: "don't fucking talk to me about underwires"

me, doing homestar runner voice: "oh hewwo, i'm just twyin on this bwa. it's got wike, this undewwiow..."

"but you wanted to see sonic naked?"
"yeah dude. take those fuckin shoes off, babe"

marshmallow boyfriend

seriously though i hate the past things that already happened can go to hell

no offence to yall who replied already but i just know some namesearching dude who doesnt even follow me is gonna come be condescending at me because i have an opinion

you know what i'm deleting that thread cus i dont actually care and i dont want randos coming for me to defend it

i am absolutely not creating an account just so i can unsubscribe from mass emails that i never consented to in the first place

things i hate: locking the "unsubscribe" link behind a login page that i don't have a password for. yall i never created an account how the fuck do you expect me to log in

good job @ mastodon crossposter this one wasnt actually mentioning her lmao

@PoisonSlime@twitter.com anyway i would rather have had a plush if i was gonna be buyin a jess

i found @PoisonSlime@twitter.com but they wanted like 12 canadian bucks for this tiny thing so i didnt buy it