valid to eat fingers @bossposs@cybre.space

since i don't use the tagging system, here are cws for my account as a whole:

- nsfw
- mental health
- emotional trauma
- physical trauma (art only)
- stream of conscious, aka whatever unfiltered shit i am dealing with in my life at the moment

what i mean is: it's raw, it's raunchy, and it's not for everybody. i won't take it personally if you need to unfollow. do whatever you need to be safe.

hey, so, i've revamped my website. i wanna start putting my art & writing there.

responsive design & shit. no javascript. check it out.
http://possum.zone/

when i die tell everybody i was an evil programmer who performed cruel experiments on running software

i feel like this thread is both extremely up the alleys of & entirely incomprehensible to a few of y'all all at once and i am sorry and you are welcome

they say that it could reverse the cryptographic hash of god in polynomial time

have you heard of the programmer who wrote a function so subtle and elegant it could run on the chaotic perturbations of a falling leaf

i also kind of want "legendary programmer" to be a real lasting thing like imagine hundreds of years from now fuckers are telling stories about some great programmer the way we tell stories about like masamune or shakespeare

anyways, i wish more folks would think of programming explicitly as a craft with traditions and folklore and shit and embrace that reality

making new things is really just taking old things and copying them but slightly different because you had a better idea for how one specific part should be

and mother fuckers keep putting a god damn null reference in their shiny new languages because who doesn't love a god forsaken null reference!!!!

few would question having something called a string in your standard library, or math functions specifically named pow and sqrt and atan2, because that's what those things are called. [] and {} often contain arrays and dictionaries, respectively, because that's what they are for

you know i reckon most of us dont really think of programming as having traditions but look, have you ever noticed how most popular programming languages use very similar vocabulary to describe very similar sets of features & concepts

anthology of appalachian folk music about structural type systems

types types types types types

going to invent a programming language that has null but the compiler comes to your house and punches you in the face if you use it

rust & to a lesser extent typescript have ruined null for me forever god i hate having to deal with it now that i've known the joy of type safety

me and java ain't friends and it's because of null

the two genders cartoon horse and realistic horse

sick of these asshole cats getting in fights right outside my window at night

wolfenstein is just kingdom hearts for people who like guns

um i dont know who needs to hear this but there are two genders: animate and inanimate

there is a cricket in my bathroom. get out of here