thinks about dissociating so hard i become somebody else for a while haha thats the good shit

is it still horny on main if this account is just kind of a low level horny all the time and if it doesnt seem that way its just because youve failed to recognize it for what it is

shit i just realized my husband's gonna be HERE IN CHARLOTTE just in time for charlotte pride!!! we need to fuckin go

ive realized something terrible

it's 2019 and i'm still discovering new hidden depths of horseshit bullfuckery in this comic

alt caption: who put these repressed memories here

lyrics stolen from of montreal's "soft music / juno portraits of the jovian sky"

im not bitching i just think its hilarious that they added this really niche feature that most people will never use, but something others might consider basic functionality is still missing

I MISS MY WONDERFUL FLORAVERSE FRIENDS AS WELL. BASICALLY I AM A FUCKING MESS

SOMETIMES YOU ARE IN LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT WILL PROBABLY BE A LONG TIME BEFORE YOU MEET THEM FACE TO FACE AND IT FUCKING HURTS SO MUCH. I HATE THIS FEELING RIGHT NOW. IT IS THE LONELIEST FEELING

ugh why is it 3am why am i not asleep ok bye

feeling kind of shitty about spending basically my entire day working on my website redesign, but it should be ready to show soon

it's a little known fact that opossum is actually short for "of the posusm"

me and cass end up talking about the plot of fallout 1 a lot cus the master is actually a really fucking good villain

this is me tonight
also guest starring cass who is admiring the pizza

having one of those nights where im convinced the weirder shitpostier articles on orions arm are funny

hey, actually. i still wanna go with the screen printing idea, but, does anybody have a recommendation for "get my art printed on t-shirts that people can buy" type services that arent sketchy or shitty

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