"Does it matter to you?" the dragon asked.
"Not at all," the princess said, "but it matters to him."
"If this prince thinks he can only prove his worth and manhood by fighting a dragon, he needs education, not my indulgence."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
The official #Mastodon app for iOS is now on the App Store! Get it here:
Also just realised I might have made a faux pas. Should I have hidden this toot behind a CW?
@aparrish A hotline at 0-800-RANDINT that reads a random 32 bit integer to you and hangs up probably does not exist, but should
OMG. What use are my finely-honed punning skills now that you can just get a computer to generate them at https://www.punchlinedesign.net/pun_generator ? p.s. I'll take "Marketect" as my new job title, thank you 😎
Any #rustlang devs interested in porting the Mastodon streaming API from Node.js to Rust?
We would likely not be able to abandon the Node.js version completely for portability's sake, but there is no reason not to have a more performant drop-in for those who can install it.
The Node.js version consumes about 1GB of RAM for 21k connections.
You can extend Cargo's functionality by installing new subcommands:
e.g. cargo install cargo-edit
Show installed ones with cargo --list
console jockey || digital merc || foo.JACK || story teller || @booyaa (main) || he/him/they/them