"Does it matter to you?" the dragon asked.
"Not at all," the princess said, "but it matters to him."
"If this prince thinks he can only prove his worth and manhood by fighting a dragon, he needs education, not my indulgence."
"Find another."
"Another dragon?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Anyone using the new official Mastodon app? Is there a way to add multiple accounts?

Try our app, it's exactly like our website down to the pixel except for how it accesses your contacts, location, microphone, pictures and camera and it's not always nagging you to try our app.

Also just realised I might have made a faux pas. Should I have hidden this toot behind a CW?

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I’m having difficulty scrolling through the birdsite at the moment. I’m still amazed at how different my TL looks like in both my mastodon networks. Also I love the sensitive content warning stuff, it really helps my mental health at the moment.

J'ai accès au Mr Cuisine Connect hacké demandez moi un truc à afficher dessus et je le mettrai

I have access to that hacked kitchen robot thing ask me for stuff to display on it

@aparrish A hotline at 0-800-RANDINT that reads a random 32 bit integer to you and hangs up probably does not exist, but should

OMG. What use are my finely-honed punning skills now that you can just get a computer to generate them at punchlinedesign.net/pun_genera ? p.s. I'll take "Marketect" as my new job title, thank you 😎

Any #rustlang devs interested in porting the Mastodon streaming API from Node.js to Rust?

We would likely not be able to abandon the Node.js version completely for portability's sake, but there is no reason not to have a more performant drop-in for those who can install it.

The Node.js version consumes about 1GB of RAM for 21k connections.

You can extend Cargo's functionality by installing new subcommands:


e.g. cargo install cargo-edit

Show installed ones with cargo --list

how to spot a fake gamer:
- can't name single game
- made of styrofoam
- holds the N64 controller with three hands
- doesn't know how to pause real life
- wears a name tag reading "hi, my name is VIDEO GAMES"

I say this as a cis dude. Using another person's proper pronouns costs us _nothing_. It's just common courtesy.

Refusing to do so just makes you an asshole. The math isn't complicated on this one.

LED lighting is boring gamers, instead put dolls and lamps in your computer instead.

If you haven't installed our Facebook stalker blocker AKA Facebook Container on @Firefox, now's a good time.

It just made @PopSci's Best of 2018 list 👇 tweeted by @mozilla

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