🎶 i've got 99 problems and luftballoons are all of them 🎶

other than you yourself, how many people have logged into your primary "daily driver" computer during the last six months?

a group of tweens gets off the bus and begins walking toward the house, laughing together. the garage begins to open and one of them freezes, suddenly overcome with terror as they slowly turn to look. they whisper

"dad, no..."

Asking for a friend:

Anyone know a good employment lawyer in WA state who would work pro bono? I suspect that requiring someone to have a car for a single location desk job is not legal.

boosts appreciated

. @bootjack :
"I love southwestern spitebotany.

[tiny gnarled juniper sticking out of a crag 500 feet above the ground like a middle finger at the universe]"

Would you replace your existing internet provider with a community-based ISP, assuming that you'd (at the very least) keep the same speed? If so/not, why?



I am a big supporter of Small Tech: three line shell scripts, gopher holes, when websites render properly on a VIC-20, building your new PC tower out of the 10 year old PCs your neighbours recently discarded, solving your own problems without worrying about scale.

food and an angry flower 

hey y'all remember when I encoded the hit film Hackers (1995) in 8M? and how it was entirely unrecognizable, low resolution, low framerate, and had no audio?

well, since then, Mastodon has upped its media limit to 40M

so, I present to you: Hackers (1995) in 40M, with sound, at 24FPS and full resolution! encoded with state-of-the-art tools and codecs for your viewing pleasure

There is a sense of great longing in this picture of the monster truck Bigfoot on the beach

hi i’m bored so i’m gonna do a spontaneous giveaway bc i can 😜

ONE (1) winner will get their choice of one of my pins in my shop (etsy.com/shop/spookyfanny)

1 - boost this toot
2 - u don’t have to be following me to enter (tho making friends is fun 🖤)
3 - i’m gonna need ur address to send u the pin, anywhere in the world is ok
4 - that’s it!

i’ll draw a winner at random this weekend, good luck! 🍀


Really wish all these ARM SBCs had a common basic firmware providing a simple framebuffer device over HDMI and USB HID keyboard support. Like, a Basic Input/Output System that software developers could rely on. That would be neat.

The gender today is the smell of gasoline and sound of a dial-up modem.

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