Pinned ping

every day i adjust my computer chair to make a different part of my body painful

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my new year's resolution for 2019 is to only use social media on the toilet

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3 billion devices with Java on the web, 3 billion devices with Java
Take one down, pass it around
2,999,999,999 devices with Java on the web

Anyone here gone through (computer related) RSI and is feeling better now?

Evergreen rant Show more

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the year is 2074 and Call of Duty returns to broadway

This toot was brought to you by Worldwired Enthusiasts of Wirelesslessness (WEW)

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Gonna grab a beer and play some video games, just like Lana Del Rey commanded

tired: wireless headphones

wired: headphones

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wanted: browser extension to filter mechanical keyboards out of existence

finally picked up Spelunky. What a wonderful game 🐍💣💎

one of my favorite online narratives is "the tech you're using is not obscure enough"

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conceptnet is history's most important work of absurdist literature, e.g.

tell me i'm not the only one who finds this photo of someone touching a screen disturbing

time to acknowledge that i'm the kind of person who feels a tiny bit warmer inside after plugging in an ethernet cable

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Sorry, I couldn't resist. This is too much power for a simple rotating chicken/duck like me

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I just got burned in the most hilarious way when I dropped a teabag on my foot

Be the training data you want to see AI act upon in the world

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cybrespace: the social hub of the information superhighway

jack in to the mastodon fediverse today and surf the dataflow through our cybrepunk, slightly glitchy web portal