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trauma? 

oh, is this some kind of trauma again?

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seeing school classes in public (for example on trains) always gives me the urge to leave as fast as I can..

mom, dad, i wanted to let you know i've spent the last 18 months in houston and cape canaveral doing excruciating physical training and, well... i'm an astronaut

oh, honey, we're just heartbroken for you. that's such a hard life. we miss our landbound child and don't know what having an astronaut kid is gonna be like. have you tried base jumping instead? maybe a nice ferris wheel? remember we're grieving too

who called it “time till coming out” and not of “egg timer”?

hrt 

I always wondered how it comes that all transfemmes who use estrogen gel keep it on their desk. Now I know why, it just takes ages to dry. What else should one do other than scrolling through the fediverse..

compliment directed towards reader 

all the enbies reading this are way too cute :blobcatinnocent:

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so many people convinced they are "building the future" are actually just rehashing the present and the past. like every new supposedly planet-scale system that is ASCII only on some level, or the cryptocurrency community who's wildest dreams for a future society still involve money, hierarchy, wealth disparity, centralized control. this isn't progress.

committing gender piracy by utilizing the part of the gender spectrum I’m not officially licensed for

apparently I can‘t focus this week. Uugghh, c’mon brain, I still have so much stuff to do!

I turn on my PC.

The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the excessive output from my four exposed nuclear reactors running at a critically risky heat output.

The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city’s morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallel-chained AMD Razer Threadrippers bursts into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2015 in one room.

Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 5090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.

Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.

Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors’ fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors over clocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.

Quickly now, I open a text chat, it’s a bit laggy.

The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.

Humanity is not ready for instant messaging

computers 

tfw finally wanting to debug suspend and suddenly it works.
Not gonna complain.

Listening to good music in the train while watching the sunset breaking through the silhouette of the city. <3

"Your brain doesn't want you to change. It loves you just the way you are."

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