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how to accidentally take vyvanse sublingually 

step 1: place vyvanse in mouth
step 2: realise your water glass is empty
step 3: head to the bathroom to fill it
step 4: see your cats on the way there
step 5: pet your cats instead of getting water
step 6: kiss your cats' bellies instead of getting water
step 7: tell your cats they're lovely people instead of getting water

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